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Thread: Worst Argument Ever: The "What if you Were?"

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    Default Worst Argument Ever: The "What if you Were?"

    "Oh God, I'm so fat now."
    "Well, what if you are fat? I love you anyway."


    Thankfully I haven't made this mistake in a while. I considered it on a "the girlfriend is complaining" subject earlier tonight, but left it alone because it has NEVER WORKED EVER.

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    Why would you ever make that argument?

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    it never works because "what if you were" is essentially "well, you kinda are, but i don't mind".

    like imagine you were like "my wang is puny" and she said "well, what it if is?". ;]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sunny View Post
    it never works because "what if you were" is essentially "well, you kinda are, but i don't mind".

    like imagine you were like "my wang is puny" and she said "well, what it if is?". ;]
    lol exactly..and remember: women usually love to hear many sweet nice words by their(our)boyfriend..words that can make us feel that we are unique..
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    I just thought it amusing that one of the possible responses I thought of was that one. Thanks a lot for helping me think up a response, brain. Luckily that one didn't get through my filters or I'd have slept on the couch. Or maybe the floor.

    As for my puny wang - it is none of your business what may or may not have been said.
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    But what if YOU ARE, or what if IT IS?!

    I believe that honesty is very important to a relationship...

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    Well. It's kind of like one of the lessons learned in liar liar. Some things you need to lie about. Like you can't tell your wife she gained 200 pounds since you got married and tell her that she went from looking like an angel to a horse. You still need to tell her she's beautiful and that you love her.

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    Fatness is such a subjective thing.

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    I don't get why any woman would be mean enough to ask their guy a question like that. Thats just asking for problems no matter what the guy says.
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    Or what? Or you'll leave as soon as someone returns your rudeness and delete all your posts? I'm so scared.

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    I personally think 'if I didn't somebody else would' is worse, although in this case it would make no sense whatsoever. Well, bye.
    but not in a gay way

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