2030 MTV-MARS BREAKING NEWS:
60 year old Drummer RON WELTY returns to the legendary punk-rock band from Los Angeles, Earth, THE OFFSPRING, on a special appearance in "Conan O'brien live from XYZ", Mars, next FRIDAY.
They're expected to play their first hit single Come Out And play, and their latest tune, that you can listen on MTV-MARS new Reality Show "Mars Vs Earth", "Pretty Alien".
Bryan Keith Holland, that lost one leg during an accident with his own spaceship, will be the lead vocals one more time again, after he quit 20 years ago music business when his fan RUTEGARD tried to kiss him on stage.
Kevin Wasserman, aka NOODLES, is too drunk and fat to play, so his son will be on duty of lead guitar.
Greg Kriesel, after 40 babies, returns of another paternal licence, and he is here to show us his classic swing when playing his bass lines.
Ron Welty, as said, fills in for drums, as Pete Parada quit to his new band "Steady Space".
Special Guests are:
AXL ROSE - After the disgrace of GnR's album trilogy, he is doing some back vocals in other bands, to earn some money.
Billie Joe Armstrong - After years and years of trials of "selling" the same tune with just some differents effects( " American Idiot" "Mexican Estupido" " Boulevard of Idiots" and the infamous "American in a basket case") with his old Band, Green Day, and after years of hell and disease, because of his drug addiction, he will play rythm guitars as a special wish of lead singer, Dexter Holland!
So, Don't FORGET! THIS FRIDAY:
NEVER MARS SEEMED SO CLOSE TO EARTH!
I am not another The Offspring fan but just THE Offspring FAN !
Dexter Holland - "Which one of you goes by the screen name of RonWelty?"