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    Quote Originally Posted by Kennytar View Post
    Its not cold for us, but I guess it is for Dexter

    Great journal, Ron!
    because dex has a californian ass, so, everything is cold for him!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Free? View Post
    Offspring playing for Free? That would be awesome!
    The Portuguese Chapter:
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    DAY 2 - 5th December

    EXTRA - NOODLES CALL

    RonWelty: Hello?
    Noodles: hello, it«s noodles. Are you RonWelty?
    R: sure. So nice to talk to you. How are you?
    N: Man, Dexter was insane. What was he thinking about...
    R: yeah i know..
    N: But there's something i want to talk about; that girl CAMILA from the boards. SHE's so wrong. I do not had any sexual activity with that things in the road next to my hotel in Fortaleza. But, and no one can know about this, I know a "respectful" guy who did that...
    R: Who? Dexter?
    N: Nahhhh that bitch only cares about planes and bacterias...
    R: Pete Parada?
    N: Pete is a nice guy. Not him. And not Andrew too
    R. NOOOOOOO ! Can't be Greg K.!
    N. you got it. That man has a rock. Why do you think he do that weird swing thing? to let his penis dance along the music.
    R. He seems like a decent and right man
    N. mannn you don't know the real Greg K. You all think that Dexter is the man! NOT TRUE! Greg K. is the one that really owns us. Dexter is a slave. He wrote all stuff so Greg K. as the enough money to make all the babies he wants.
    R. Why he likes to have so many kids?
    N: you know! He hates latex.
    R. Well, this was supposed to be a diary... Something to us, fans, know a little more about you. Told me something interesting!
    N: I'm drunk all the time!
    R: That we all know!
    N. Okay, let me think. I voted Obama but I think i regret it now. He called clinton for the job. That girl is a bonekiller man. I prefer Palin instead!
    R. But she is a republican!
    N: man in the bed they are all the same! It´s all about hard penetration!
    R. You're saying things that most of your fans can't read!
    N: Come ON! They all see pornography on the web! It's everywhere!
    R. Sure, Well, last theme: what are you listening and what do you want for christmas?
    N. Right, well i'm listening to new AC-DC's album. Hard Rock!
    R: And the newest GnR's ?
    N: I like IRS and the hit single. It was co-written by our good friend Freese
    R. That did drums on your last two albums
    N. Right! He is really good! Good rythm, good fill. We like to work with him!
    R. And for Christmas?
    N. I'm not into that!
    R. Oh sorry! Do you want to say anything to all of your fans?
    N: Fuck you!
    R. Copy that. Strange my phone operator sent a message saying i'm owing 100 euros because of this connection! Didn't you called me?
    N. errrmmm, I said concierge that it was up to you to pay the call...
    R. Your little motheasda s fasdfsdfg deg w d sdfg sdfgh dfh dfagh
    N. Bye everybody
    R. asdfhdbgsdgsdgnjksdngcker
    I am not another The Offspring fan but just THE Offspring FAN !

    Dexter Holland - "Which one of you goes by the screen name of RonWelty?"

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    Ron, you are very demented! I like it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by findout5 View Post
    Ron, you are very demented! I like it!
    i quote this! bring it on!
    Last edited by Rutegard; 12-04-2008 at 01:26 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by Free? View Post
    Offspring playing for Free? That would be awesome!
    The Portuguese Chapter:
    Site/Forum/Wiki: www.offspringportugal.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by findout5 View Post
    Ron, you are very demented! I like it!
    I will read this as a positive comment
    I am not another The Offspring fan but just THE Offspring FAN !

    Dexter Holland - "Which one of you goes by the screen name of RonWelty?"

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    My net connection was dead for a while and I was terrified that Ron will write something and I won't be able to read this! Am I addicted already???
    Quote Originally Posted by dff_punk View Post
    Maybe they took the name The Offspring, because Green Day was already used.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hangovered View Post
    My net connection was dead for a while and I was terrified that Ron will write something and I won't be able to read this! Am I addicted already???
    I have a lot of more things in my mind. Should i write» I don't want to be boring!
    I am not another The Offspring fan but just THE Offspring FAN !

    Dexter Holland - "Which one of you goes by the screen name of RonWelty?"

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    Nahhhh that bitch only cares about planes and bacterias...
    What the hell hahahahahahha

    Greg is sooooooo naughty

    ]=D

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    hahahaha, RonWelty, these journals rock!
    Keep 'em up!

    Quote Originally Posted by RonWelty View Post
    I have a lot of more things in my mind. Should i write» I don't want to be boring!
    Yes, you should!
    Definitely.
    Last edited by Gustavo; 12-04-2008 at 03:23 PM.

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    Released the bull then!

    I am not another The Offspring fan but just THE Offspring FAN !

    Dexter Holland - "Which one of you goes by the screen name of RonWelty?"

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