DAY 2 - 5th December
EXTRA - NOODLES CALL
Noodles: hello, it«s noodles. Are you RonWelty?
R: sure. So nice to talk to you. How are you?
N: Man, Dexter was insane. What was he thinking about...
R: yeah i know..
N: But there's something i want to talk about; that girl CAMILA from the boards. SHE's so wrong. I do not had any sexual activity with that things in the road next to my hotel in Fortaleza. But, and no one can know about this, I know a "respectful" guy who did that...
R: Who? Dexter?
N: Nahhhh that bitch only cares about planes and bacterias...
R: Pete Parada?
N: Pete is a nice guy. Not him. And not Andrew too
R. NOOOOOOO ! Can't be Greg K.!
N. you got it. That man has a rock. Why do you think he do that weird swing thing? to let his penis dance along the music.
R. He seems like a decent and right man
N. mannn you don't know the real Greg K. You all think that Dexter is the man! NOT TRUE! Greg K. is the one that really owns us. Dexter is a slave. He wrote all stuff so Greg K. as the enough money to make all the babies he wants.
R. Why he likes to have so many kids?
N: you know! He hates latex.
R. Well, this was supposed to be a diary... Something to us, fans, know a little more about you. Told me something interesting!
N: I'm drunk all the time!
R: That we all know!
N. Okay, let me think. I voted Obama but I think i regret it now. He called clinton for the job. That girl is a bonekiller man. I prefer Palin instead!
R. But she is a republican!
N: man in the bed they are all the same! It´s all about hard penetration!
R. You're saying things that most of your fans can't read!
N: Come ON! They all see pornography on the web! It's everywhere!
R. Sure, Well, last theme: what are you listening and what do you want for christmas?
N. Right, well i'm listening to new AC-DC's album. Hard Rock!
R: And the newest GnR's ?
N: I like IRS and the hit single. It was co-written by our good friend Freese
R. That did drums on your last two albums
N. Right! He is really good! Good rythm, good fill. We like to work with him!
R. And for Christmas?
N. I'm not into that!
R. Oh sorry! Do you want to say anything to all of your fans?
N: Fuck you!
R. Copy that. Strange my phone operator sent a message saying i'm owing 100 euros because of this connection! Didn't you called me?
N. errrmmm, I said concierge that it was up to you to pay the call...
R. Your little motheasda s fasdfsdfg deg w d sdfg sdfgh dfh dfagh
N. Bye everybody
I am not another The Offspring fan but just THE Offspring FAN !
Dexter Holland - "Which one of you goes by the screen name of RonWelty?"