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    I don't know what to say.
    This is the funniest damn thing I've read all year, and I've read a lot of things.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Hey Ron can I use some fragments to my signature?
    Quote Originally Posted by dff_punk View Post
    Maybe they took the name The Offspring, because Green Day was already used.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hangovered View Post
    Hey Ron can I use some fragments to my signature?
    yes sure dude
    I am not another The Offspring fan but just THE Offspring FAN !

    Dexter Holland - "Which one of you goes by the screen name of RonWelty?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Conspiracyof1000 View Post
    I don't know what to say.
    This is the funniest damn thing I've read all year, and I've read a lot of things.
    thanks. it's a good help to make me continue.
    I am not another The Offspring fan but just THE Offspring FAN !

    Dexter Holland - "Which one of you goes by the screen name of RonWelty?"

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    dex, im holding a scissor, so...when will you write somthing bout me and my old lady?

    *shakes the scissor*
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    Offspring playing for Free? That would be awesome!
    The Portuguese Chapter:
    Site/Forum/Wiki: www.offspringportugal.com

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    8th December - DEXTER ON THE VIDEOS
    the true story of "SELF ESTEEM VIDEO"

    blablablablabla bla bla blablabla

    Well for this video i think i changed tshirts like 100 times during recording. I have HyperHidrosis! It's fucked up! That's why i have that cooling system on our shows.

    It was a bad hair day, but with a little of lotion it went okay.

    I thought for this videoclip a plot full of sex, fighting and tears but Greg K. was tired that day and then we had to record ourselves playing and call some kids and that Hooker girl (that plays that pink guitar) to do some stupid stuff. One point that got me mad is that little hooker played guitar better than me. I had to ask her how and where to put my fingers on guitar to make it feel real. I'm an ass I know, but as long you're still paying, I'm playing. Playing with you, your fools!

    I stolen that Sex Pistols Shirt from Greg Graffin's condo when he gave out a party there. That's why he hates me!
    It was another cheap clip. Our fault this time, cause we wanted to save some money for tea and french croissants. That were good times, ya know?

    That alien shit: i was into X-files that time. I called myself by that time "Mulder, Dexter Mulder". So it was a natural thing to add something alien's stuff to that video. Trying to explore new markets(new planet's music stores, new planet's MTVs etc). It's business.


    That skeleton is from some dude I mudered that week. Don't mind asking what is his name because i will not tell if it's some smash's bad reviewer. It can't be proven, allright? And yes, that shirt without sleeves looks ugly. I look like a dug addicted. Maybe I really was... Who knows?

    Sorry I'm too uninspired today. Missing my crowd, I believe. You know i love you,right? (suckersss)

    For last, I know this songs sucks! It's about nothing and riffs are as bad as a Mike Myers rock song. And he neves does Rock and Roll songs, so you can figure it out. We never play it online so be calm. You can watch a live show of The Offspring and your ears will be safe. No self-esteem to ruin your life. Except if you go to Japan. That creepy dudes loves to listen Self-Esteem. THat's maybe because they have such tiny dicks. Believe me, I know.

    See ya
    I am not another The Offspring fan but just THE Offspring FAN !

    Dexter Holland - "Which one of you goes by the screen name of RonWelty?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rutegard View Post
    dex, im holding a scissor, so...when will you write somthing bout me and my old lady?

    *shakes the scissor*
    "Dear Rutegard, NO I will write niente . You want to know why? Because I want to see your blood slowly getting off of you arm. At the same time I will be next to you with a champagne's special glass ready to suck all your blood off. So forget about having me writting that.
    Yours
    Dexter"
    I am not another The Offspring fan but just THE Offspring FAN !

    Dexter Holland - "Which one of you goes by the screen name of RonWelty?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RonWelty View Post
    "Dear Rutegard, NO I will write niente . You want to know why? Because I want to see your blood slowly getting off of you arm. At the same time I will be next to you with a champagne's special glass ready to suck all your blood off. So forget about having me writting that.
    Yours
    Dexter"
    oh you sucking my blood is so sexy, but no. im holding the scissor READY to CUT your ridiculous hair!!

    wanna try again
    Quote Originally Posted by Free? View Post
    Offspring playing for Free? That would be awesome!
    The Portuguese Chapter:
    Site/Forum/Wiki: www.offspringportugal.com

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    9th December - DEXTER's JOURNAL

    http://www.findgift.com/cgi-bin/Gift...6170&pid=36697

    This is how I do my hot sauce. Now you don't have to buy Gringo Bandido and my brand's value will crash. But who cares? I love you guys

    Yours
    Gringo Dexter
    I am not another The Offspring fan but just THE Offspring FAN !

    Dexter Holland - "Which one of you goes by the screen name of RonWelty?"

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    Aaawww...First time you said you love us and didn't call us suckers or something...we love you too...sucker...

    srlsly: I love this therad,I just can't wait for the next "day" in journal
    Quote Originally Posted by dff_punk View Post
    Maybe they took the name The Offspring, because Green Day was already used.

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