"Hint: try making posts about your raunchy, drunken adventures."
I just caught this hint from Vlad.
Here's the thing. Yeah, I've gone through some phases where I drank too fucking much and every weekend I got blackout drunk and every weekend was a new adventure. I love drinking and I love adventures. And yes, some of them turn out to be raunchy and mortifying and I wake up in the morning having the faintest memory of what happened but knowing I have to wear a paper bag over my head the next time I see whoever I was with. But are these appropriate things to talk about? Do people want to hear about this stuff? I feel like that in this type of setting it will mostly come off as bragging. I'm-so-drunk/I-kissed-a-girl-and-I-liked-it-cherry-chapstick/condoms-or-the-pill style. Also, since I can't filter the audience, I can't restrict it to those who won't judge vs. those who will judge.
But there is no doubt that sex is fascinating. I love talking about sex. I think my guy friends may like when I go out with them because I will talk uninhibitedly about sex. Probably a bunch of them also just want to get in my pants...
What else do I love? Strip clubs. If I could choose anywhere to go out on a given night, the strip club definitely tops my list. I can't even totally explain why I love it so much, but I absolutely adore the place. Here are some thoughts:
-Women are fucking hot.
-Women strippers with muscles who can do crazy acrobatics with and without props are fucking hot.
-The novelty of watching naked ladies dance has simply not worn off
-Some strippers are absolutely kickass entertainers. Some suck, but usually there's at least one a night that has a stand-out stage personality.
-I can live out my inner exhibitionist vicariously through the strippers
-I can compare myself to the naked ladies that the men find attractive and get a boost of confidence
-The atmosphere of sexual tension is just fascinating in itself
-It's kind of the same type of entertainment as going to a sporting event, say a baseball game. Cheering, shouting, camaraderie, etc.
-Drinking! And being drunk in general. Although I love the place even when I'm not particularly drunk.
On my 21st birthday my friends brought me to the strip club (they know me well clearly). I was hammered. I bonded with this really hot stripper on stage. This old dude was giving me like, fifty dollar bills to give to her. At one point I was bought a lap dance and that involved going with a stripper (apparently she was not the hot one on stage, but a significantly uglier one - all I remember is that she was very, very nice) to a private but still completely visible area. Mostly we chatted, and then I remember doing a "you can touch my boobies and I can touch your boobies" type of exchange. The whole scene is extremely vague in my mind. I do know that in the morning when I woke up with an extremely hazy memory, I found the poster shown below rolled up in my bedroom. I think it's fantastic. There are boobies on the right half of it, but I cropped 'em out.
Anybody else have exceptionally strong opinions about the strip club?
I'm pretty sure they're quite different depending on the place (with regards to the rules, the show, etc, etc).