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Thread: Objectum Sexuality: When Relationships With Inanimate Objects Become Intimate

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    Default Objectum Sexuality: When Relationships With Inanimate Objects Become Intimate

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    Wait, now you're trying to tell us the clitoris exists?

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    Holy fuck, now I've seen it all. They can't be serious.
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    It's funny because Shank wants to be railed by Dexter.

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    Yeah, it's almost as bad as homosexuality, isn't it?

    (Okay, sorry, I'll stop now :P)
    Quote Originally Posted by PilZ-E View Post
    Wait, now you're trying to tell us the clitoris exists?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyNemesis View Post
    Yeah, it's almost as bad as homosexuality, isn't it?

    (Okay, sorry, I'll stop now :P)
    No comparison.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coke_a_holic View Post
    It's funny because Shank wants to be railed by Dexter.

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    I...I love lamp.
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    If two guys loving Offspring together is wrong, I don't want anything to be right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0r4ng3 View Post
    I...I love lamp.
    Don't you mean vacuum?
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    Quote Originally Posted by coke_a_holic View Post
    It's funny because Shank wants to be railed by Dexter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyNemesis View Post
    Yeah, it's almost as bad as homosexuality, isn't it?

    (Okay, sorry, I'll stop now :P)
    Fuck. That won so hard my only possible reaction was to say fuck. Fuck!

    But yeah, I seen the Eiffel tower one before, the one about the chick who looked fully like a dude who got off on carnival rides...creepy as all hell. Nothing weirder than when she tried to like..make out with one and ended up covered in oil.
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    I did it all for the lulz.
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    I don't think I'm like this anymore, though many on this forum might think otherwise.
    As I've grown up some. back in the day. I even use myself as an example. reflected on things that happened in the past. I have a better understanding of things now. At least I can admit it now. I have somehow caused this situation by mentioning how I used to act on here. how I've changed. I'm a relatively normal poster now

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    There's a Futurama reference in this somewhere, I know it. I'm thinking of that episode where Bender dated the Planet Express Ship.
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    If two guys loving Offspring together is wrong, I don't want anything to be right.

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    I am speechless........wtf.

    I really can't imagine how it works

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    Funniest title and thread I've seen in a while!
    A ghost is all that's left, of everything we swore we never would forget. Tried to bleed the sickness, but we drained our hearts instead. We are...we are the dead.

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