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    That is by far the worst advice I've heard in a very long time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelchairman View Post
    Tell him you got genital herpes because you slept with "a whooooooole lot of guys" after you broke up with him.

    Oh and you wonder when that rash will go away.

    And then proposition him.
    That is by far the best advice I've heard in a very long time

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    I can't imagine all the emails my friends would be getting after that conversation.
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    These three posts in succession are still making me lol, like, you have no idea.
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    is it true that obama may legaliz it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Lost_ View Post
    He's not even the worst of the lot.
    I'm morbidly curious. Do tell.

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    nah, i don't need Budzy going off about how I have no friends and no life and so thus I talk to you people here and ask for advice cause I'm pathetic like that. I like to share, is there anything wrong with that?
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    Or what? Or you'll leave as soon as someone returns your rudeness and delete all your posts? I'm so scared.

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    But clearly the fact that you have people in real life that you can share stories about online proves that you have some sort of life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Lost_ View Post
    We were just chillin' there at the Tavern...the very hot guy I was sitting with...So we left that night...to find other things to do.
    Baby, I know exactly what you did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nieh View Post
    But clearly the fact that you have people in real life that you can share stories about online proves that you have some sort of life.
    I always figured it was implied, but it seems that some people miss that part of the equation.
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    Baby, I know exactly what you did.
    *shifty eyes*

    I have nooooo idea what it is that you are talking about...

    *runs away*
    Quote Originally Posted by Little_Miss_1565 View Post
    Or what? Or you'll leave as soon as someone returns your rudeness and delete all your posts? I'm so scared.

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    do yer friends tell him to shag off when he asks about you?
    I knew someone like that, except i never went out wth him, he wouldnt get the message, until some of my friends told him to leave me alone too. But then again your scenario sounds worse.
    Tell him to fuck off before you snap.

    I think i am cursed too. I just got my time of month the day before I go to Dublin for a night with my boyfriend. grrr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Lost_ View Post
    I always figured it was implied, but it seems that some people miss that part of the equation.
    Then just ignore him and tell us anyway!

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    He left me an unkind message this morning. The highlight being the last line in which he tells me to go away. I'm still loling over that one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Little_Miss_1565 View Post
    Or what? Or you'll leave as soon as someone returns your rudeness and delete all your posts? I'm so scared.

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