That is by far the worst advice I've heard in a very long time.
But clearly the fact that you have people in real life that you can share stories about online proves that you have some sort of life.
do yer friends tell him to shag off when he asks about you?
I knew someone like that, except i never went out wth him, he wouldnt get the message, until some of my friends told him to leave me alone too. But then again your scenario sounds worse.
Tell him to fuck off before you snap.
I think i am cursed too. I just got my time of month the day before I go to Dublin for a night with my boyfriend. grrr.