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    Default The Offspring in The Bible.

    WARNING! This thread contains quotes from "The Bible". None of the quoted texts should be taken seriously or be taken as any kind of truth. DO NOT TAKE ANY OF IT LITERALLY! Do not litter your mind. Thank you for thinking for yourself.


    But Onan knew that The Offspring would not be his; so whenever he lay with his brother's wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from producing offspring for his brother.

    Genesis 38:9

    Through The Offspring the LORD gives you by this young woman, may your family be like that of Perez, whom Tamar bore to Judah.
    Ruth 4:12

    For the LORD loves the just and will not forsake his faithful ones. They will be protected forever, but The Offspring of the wicked will be cut off;
    Psalm 37:28


    you will not join them in burial, for you have destroyed your land and killed your people. The Offspring of the wicked will never be mentioned again.
    Isaiah 14:20

    Whom are you mocking? At whom do you sneer and stick out your tongue? Are you not a brood of rebels, The Offspring of liars?
    Isaiah 57:4

    "The days are coming," declares the LORD, "when I will plant the house of Israel and the house of Judah with The Offspring of men and of animals.
    Jeremiah 31:27

    I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and The Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star."
    Revelation 22:16

    There are also 52 other places where just "offspring" is mentioned.
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    I actually think Jojan is pretty funny in his own right.
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    Jojan's signature is the longest and most beloved. <3
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    Maybe because it came from Jojan, and Jojan rules.
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    Jojan is right
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    Jojans planer lter bra.

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    And they tell I search too mucH!
    I am not another The Offspring fan but just THE Offspring FAN !

    Dexter Holland - "Which one of you goes by the screen name of RonWelty?"

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    Verily, verily, I say unto you...only you would think of doing this. :P
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    and god spoke there'll be Punk and then there was Punk
    also
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    Quote Originally Posted by RonWelty View Post
    And they tell I search too mucH!
    good point but i don't know much, i don't know too much...
    Quote Originally Posted by Free? View Post
    Offspring playing for Free? That would be awesome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojan View Post
    I am the king
    Yes Jojan, you are the king.
    but not in a gay way

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    Cool Sweet or trick

    Que chido, you need to mention "Do not kill, unless ordered by tho offspring"
    Or the end of the world decides the Offspring
    Yeah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rutegard View Post
    i don't know much, i don't know too much...
    I didn't got your point...
    I am not another The Offspring fan but just THE Offspring FAN !

    Dexter Holland - "Which one of you goes by the screen name of RonWelty?"

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    Praise the Lord.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Gabel
    Adrenaline carried one last thought to fruition.
    Let this be the end.
    Let this be the last song.
    Let this be the end.
    Let all be forgiven.

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    And so, Greg sayeth unto Ron, "THOU SHALT NOT SMITETH THE WRATH OF THY HUNGER!!!" Ron cameth back with "THAT MAKETH NO SENSE!" Greg hitteth Ron with a coloring book, and then cometh a new drummer...

    someone pick up from here.

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