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    Ever enter in your birthday online as something really old just for shits? At a lot of places, if you enter in a birthday that's over 100 years old, you get something like this:

    You have entered an invalid birthday
    That's from this site. Apparently, some birthdays aren't valid. So I've gotten to thinking, suppose you were old as shit? Like 103? And you're damn proud of it, in addition to being old and stubborn and here's this fucking site that won't let you register by your real age. I'd be pissed. I'd even sue. I mean I have no plans of living past 70 but if I'm on this Earth an extra 30some miserable years of full of senility and decreased mobility I'm gonna make sure everyone knows. I shouldn't have to lie about my age, I'm a hundred and fucking three. How has this never come up? I'm sure there aren't many 100 year olds on the internet....but still. It would just take one making a big deal out of this.
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    What if somebody's like, 99 years old and 100 is the cutoff for "Invalid" age's? does the site just erase them from the database once their birthday is no longer valid? You know what, I'm gonna try that...

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    ...alright, since "That One Guy" was apparently taken, i used "That Other Guy", born in May 13, 1909. We'll see how it goes.

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    the age would either keep increasing or just stop at 100. or make you enter your birthday again

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    Old people don't listen to The Offspring.
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    So, is it your real birthday this time, Al? I think it wasn't too long ago when according to BD list you became 88.
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    Oh yes they do!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Free? View Post
    So, is it your real birthday this time, Al? I think it wasn't too long ago when according to BD list you became 88.


    Oh yes they do!
    so old people listen to the offspring
    it would be interesting to know which do
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    Quote Originally Posted by AllIn All It's Not So Bad View Post
    so old people listen to the offspring
    it would be interesting to know which do
    The coolest ones! :P
    Like this gentleman.


    In some interviews Dexter says that their audience is very wide age-wise as they see parents and grandparents with their children on their shows.
    Before you speak think about what you're trying to say.
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    I wasn't fully serious - though I do seriously doubt that The Offspring have many octagenarian fans.
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    that is awesome
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