Ever enter in your birthday online as something really old just for shits? At a lot of places, if you enter in a birthday that's over 100 years old, you get something like this:
That's from this site. Apparently, some birthdays aren't valid. So I've gotten to thinking, suppose you were old as shit? Like 103? And you're damn proud of it, in addition to being old and stubborn and here's this fucking site that won't let you register by your real age. I'd be pissed. I'd even sue. I mean I have no plans of living past 70 but if I'm on this Earth an extra 30some miserable years of full of senility and decreased mobility I'm gonna make sure everyone knows. I shouldn't have to lie about my age, I'm a hundred and fucking three. How has this never come up? I'm sure there aren't many 100 year olds on the internet....but still. It would just take one making a big deal out of this.You have entered an invalid birthday