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    Default Things to do in an Elevator

    Post things that would be entertaining to do in an elevator.
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    Press every button but the floor the person requests and continue to do so.

    Use chalk to draw a square right in the middle of the elevator. Stand in the square. Warn everyone that this is YOUR spot, and hiss at all who get within a foot of you.

    Bring a boom-box and attempt to break dance.

    Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

    Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!".

    Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

    Walk on with a cooler that says human head on the side.

    Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

    Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body".

    Or better yet, cover yourself in a plastic suit and go with a friend then have him say "So I heard it was highly infectous... and fatal." Then say "Yeah, but wait... I think my plastic tore..."

    sing the most random song when everything is quiet

    When the door opens to a crowd of people, say "Sorry, this is reserved" and press the door closed button.


    You get the point!
    Last edited by Reamwolf; 06-21-2009 at 05:03 PM.

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    the new socks one sounds ridiculously adorable, like what a little child would say

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adriann View Post
    the new socks one sounds ridiculously adorable, like what a little child would say
    Yeah. It does kind of. Your right.

    Here is one, start humming the Twilight Zone if you are going down...
    BUHAHAHAAHA

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    Pull out a knife on someone.

    Pretend to have a seizure.
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    hehe, that works

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    Stand awkwardly next to a cop, holding a case of beer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenTerror View Post
    I blame Aerosmith.
    It's definitely on them.

    The elevators at this casino in Atlantic City will speak in a female voice which direction they are going when the doors open..."going up" "going down." All I can think of is the video for that song when the woman says, "Good morning, Mr. Tyler. Going...down?" ;p

    i guess it's all about the dream



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    Let out the biggest smelliest fart possible. Especially when you're going from the bottom floor to the top.

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