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    One time I got head in an elevator. No joke.
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    is it true that obama may legaliz it?

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    err.. Okay... That's nice
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    So this thread is really about how to be an annoying prick. I detest people that equate random with funny. Like, one time I was walking through a mall and some gross tubby hot topic clad bitch holds a plastic spork up to me and states "I have a spork!" It wasn't funny. At all. I came back with "You also have a lot of cellulite on your face." See how that exchange worked? I was presented with material I didn't find entertaining so I reciprocated. I don't know when I got so old, but I cannot stand teenagers.

    ps: This thread sucks dicktip.
    pps: Smoking in an elevator.
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    i fuck other godless heathens therefore i am.

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    Congratulations?
    Sorry, If you don't like us, Ignore us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ninthz View Post
    So this thread is really about how to be an annoying prick. I detest people that equate random with funny. Like, one time I was walking through a mall and some gross tubby hot topic clad bitch holds a plastic spork up to me and states "I have a spork!" It wasn't funny. At all. I came back with "You also have a lot of cellulite on your face." See how that exchange worked? I was presented with material I didn't find entertaining so I reciprocated. I don't know when I got so old, but I cannot stand teenagers.

    ps: This thread sucks dicktip.
    pps: Smoking in an elevator.
    I don't it's that you're old, but everyone else is stupid. I pretty much agree an all accounts, and I wish I could have been present for that exchange.
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    pro tip: getting fucked up makes you invincible and therefore able to talk shit to anyone (even though that particular exchange was a sober one)
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    Duly noted.
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    if this was a movie you'd look back and there'd be no one behind you :/

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    Stand awkwardly next to a cop, holding a case of beer.
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