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    Default Woman gets fucked to death by camel

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    An Australian woman was killed by a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present after the animal apparently tried to have sex, police said Sunday.

    The woman, whose name was not released, was killed Saturday at her family's sheep and cattle ranch near Mitchell, 350 miles west of the Queensland state capital Brisbane, state police Detective Senior Constable Craig Gregory said.

    The 10-month-old male camel weighing about 330 pounds knocked the woman to the ground, lay on top of her, then exhibited what police suspect was mating behavior, Gregory said.

    "I'd say it's probably been playing, or it may be even a sexual sort of thing," Gregory said, adding the camel almost suffocated the family's pet goat by straddling it on several occasions.

    Camel expert Chris Hill said he had no doubt the camel's behavior was sexual.

    Hill, who has offered camel rides to tourists for 20 years, said young camels are not aggressive, but can be dangerous if treated as pets without discipline.
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    " a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present"
    "the family's pet goat"

    wtf @ what Aussies define as "pets"! What happened to cats, dogs, reptiles and rodents?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovellamas View Post
    wtf @ what Aussies define as "pets"! What happened to cats, dogs, reptiles and rodents?
    Aren't many household pests in Australia ridiculously larger than their counterparts in the rest of the world? Someone's cat would probably get eaten by some huge fucking spider. Hence, pet camel. Or something. I don't know. Ew.

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    Oh, those Austrailians...

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    *sigh*, we might as well get the googlebombing over with.

    CAMEL FUCKING.

    (also it would have added even more insult to injury if it happened on Wednesday, what with it being hump day and all)
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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovellamas View Post
    " a pet camel given to her as a 60th birthday present"
    "the family's pet goat"

    wtf @ what Aussies define as "pets"! What happened to cats, dogs, reptiles and rodents?
    I had a pet goat growing up. Also, peacocks, a dog, an aviary full of birds that were all killed by our parrot, and a yard full of bunnies that picked on the one fat bunny of a different breed.

    Never fucked any of them though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little_Miss_1565 View Post
    Aren't many household pests in Australia ridiculously larger than their counterparts in the rest of the world? Someone's cat would probably get eaten by some huge fucking spider. Hence, pet camel. Or something. I don't know. Ew.

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    Where is the source?

    By this I mean the article... not the camel.

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    SPOILER ALERT: sequel
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