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    Lightbulb Gems

    Ever read something here and think, "man, this is fucking funny. More people should read and appreciate this." Well, here's an idea. If you see something really truely awesome here and feel it should be preserved somewhere as kind of a a bbs scrapbook(cept without the gay qualities scrapbooking has) post it here, and maybe after sometime this thread will be an awesome way to look back on shit that's happened and be like "oh yeah that happened, that's funny, lol".
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    So, what are we supposed to do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dexter12296566 View Post
    So, what are we supposed to do?
    Pretty simple. Quote it, and put it in this thread.
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    I was about to say there was already a BBS greatest hits thread somewhere, but then I remembered that was actually the BBS greatest pwns. Come to think of it though, those two lists should be almost identical.
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    I think you're right that there already was something like this, but I have a feeling that nowadays it won't turn out as good as it did at the time.

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    There definitely was something just like this. Someone find it. That would be fun to read again.
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    I was sure I read "germs"...
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    cool story bros. i met this girlie at a bar that i graduated with kinda, but kinda not cuz she had a kid. but we've been hanging out, and i told her all about the horse fucking thread, i think i ruined any chance with that.

    i'm pretty cool.
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    Good thread.

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    Once you tell a girl you're interested in horse fucking there's really no way the situation can end well. Even if she's ok with it. Especially if she's ok with it. It's only ok to be ok with it if you're us.
    Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Bill Hicks

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    we have a date lined up next weekend when her kid spends the weekend at her daddies. so i think i'll spend the rest of my interesting tidbits as far away from horse fucking as possible, no matter how interesting it is.
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    Good thread.

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