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    haha remember when i used like always post here cos i was like always fuckin drunk

    im drunk now

    fucking university, fuck you i dont want to study

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    I liked it better when it ruined your spelling.

    At least you were too lazy for most of your punctuation and capitalization.
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    Not drunk, but on quit an hangover it thought:

    Most powerfull chemical weapon known to mankind:
    BEERFART

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    Oh man just had a fudivt grwat fufiib night at a duvstep gigbb sand sure i Puked eceryeher but whay thw hell. Gooooood niiiitggght

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    aaand now she's back where she belongs I mean... IN THIS THREAD!





    I am not sober too anyways

    P.S.: I hate dubstep.
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    I'm so awesome when I'm drunk. You guys are really missing out.
    Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Bill Hicks

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    Hi . Seeing this thread makes me think of Vera and of her 1st April threads. Well, fuck, she hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..... omistuksessa us in the last year one saying that she's dsooo donna do it this year. She DIDNT":!~ AND That's how she omistuksessa hs us for tge year 2011 1st apritl. Fuck. I'm actually aware of my stypos but too lazytto fcorrect tgem.

    Love you siys. guys.

    I'd gladly make a penis lenght competitirton with any of you rightn oew ( yeaaah1 I challenge eben Johgny nemesis haahaaa!!)\



    Anybody chat wutg ne please?! with me that is


    It toook me embarassingly low amount of acoholk to get dtrunk. It's s o bad i can';t even tell ya. Serioeyusy, i'd say that it's not evenr funny but it actyually is fuggy.

    I type fthe following with my dickL:

    v jm,kk nbm vb vb nmcc j nb

    ok i have a habiyt of doing things vweird things for the fitrst time in life, this night it was that. feeel honored.!

    status update^ my mouth is fucking sour dyuhhh. brb kitchebn
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    I want to hang out with Free?.
    Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Bill Hicks

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    I was feeling really sour I couldn't remember my password last couple of days for this thread but I'm glad that Free? did exceed all the [I couldn't find a proper word to put in here. - maybe 'expectations' - or 'limitations'?- probably some other word that I can't come up with now.]

    I hope I'm still not under influence.
    "I come not, friends, to steal away your hearts..."

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    nothing really interesting is going on there, when the girls took off their pants, it didn't exactly turn out the way I expected


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    I had to go three pages back to find this. what the fuck?

    Anyway, this is why I am drunk:

    I wrote a four word letter.

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