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    I wish I had alcohol so I could be happy and drunk here with you guys and forget about the shit in life for a while. Maybe some day. See you then!
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
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    ^ That's how alcoholism starts.

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    Nah, I have self-control. I've made it to 25 and I hardly drink, and I never get DRUNK (just once and I didn't black out, I just lied down until I wasn't dizzy anymore.) That's an excellent track record, considering I come from a long line of alcoholics on my father's side.
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
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    Never felt more like posting in this topic. I'm drunk. Just had a new year's eve party. Was the last to go home. 3 hours to sober up, before getting drunk again...

    Have a good 2013. Enjoy!!!
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    I'm proud of myself. I downed a shot of whipped cream vodka on an empty stomach and I'm a lightweight! 5 minutes later, I was on my ass and 10 minutes later I'm more or less fine. I'm laughing, so it's working. I'm eating sweet chili Doritos now at a friend's house wishing they were made with Gringo Bandito. I'll post again when I'm drunk enough to not be understood well. Happy fucking New Year's!
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
    https://twitter.com/PeteParada/statu...56317329436672
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    This is hilarious. I'm drunk on vodka and champagne and this other friend is the smartest/dumbest, funniest drunk ever. We are playing Mommy to make sure he doesn't puke and he's cracking us all up with his drunken logic. His name his Dan.

    He's so fucking wasted. "How do you keep the cheesecake without being able to understand life. It's full of nutrientotics." "You want orange juice, you pump the fucking train." I'm sober enough to find him hilarious, but not sober enough to write this without typos. I edited the shit out of this. Apparently, he can't handle my bro when we are this drunk. He swe (did I mean said?) "Orange pineapple is like a fucking cherry stone." I can't stop laughing at him, ROFL!
    Last edited by "Melyssa K" Kennedy; 01-01-2013 at 02:19 PM. Reason: I got drunker!
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
    https://twitter.com/PeteParada/statu...56317329436672
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    Mely, that was a hysterical read, fun story.

    I am clean and sober from alcohol and drugs.

    LessOns well learned. Mistakes are made of unnesary consequences.

    I used to be a crazy drunk and smash stuff just for kicks.

    Today is a beautiful time of the season with great weather.

    From now on, living it up with drinking more water and less sodas.

    Cheers.
    =^•^=

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    Drinking with my friend Jodie is always a good tIme. Wine, lots of Shots andXrated can't ever go wrong.

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    druknk as fuck
    i tihnk this is the first time i posted here
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    Haha just joined finally and all fucked up in Vegas getting ready to head out for the night..........love me some good vodka!

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