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Thread: Success on the BBS: A Guide to Proven Popularity on this Forum!

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    Default Success on the BBS: A Guide to Proven Popularity on this Forum!

    You'll thank me when you become an e-superstar, trust me. Follow these easy steps:

    1. Wait until 90% of the board's previously interesting people become either inactive, completely impatient with the current demographic of the board, and/or kinda lame or behind the times.
    2. Post. A lot. Many many many times daily. (Helpful hint: Make sure 1/3 of these posts are picking on members aged 13-15, another 1/3 are "interesting observations", and another 1/3 are quirky articles from news outlets around the web)
    3. Refer to already established BBS memes in about 25% of your posts.
    4. Repeat steps 1-3 until December.
    5. Enjoy your end of year BBS award(s)!!!

    BONUS: Guide to being a smarmy asshole on the BBS:

    1. Make a thread like this one. Post it.
    2. Visit thread later. Upon reading that you are indeed an asshole, proceed to Step 3.
    3. Accuse unhappy, defensive respondents of projecting their own insecurities on the thread.
    4. Ignore criticisms.
    5. Repeat steps 1-4 repeatedly.
    6. Enjoy flooded PM Box and Visitor Messages!
    Quote Originally Posted by PilZ-E View Post
    Wait, now you're trying to tell us the clitoris exists?

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    You're such an asshole, Ricky.
    Dont take life too seriously... youll never escape it alive anyway

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    Stop projecting your blah blah on blah blah my blah
    Quote Originally Posted by PilZ-E View Post
    Wait, now you're trying to tell us the clitoris exists?

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    http://soundcloud.com/ciaran-lyttle
    I did it all for the lulz.
    Quote Originally Posted by bighead384 View Post
    I don't think I'm like this anymore, though many on this forum might think otherwise.
    As I've grown up some. back in the day. I even use myself as an example. reflected on things that happened in the past. I have a better understanding of things now. At least I can admit it now. I have somehow caused this situation by mentioning how I used to act on here. how I've changed. I'm a relatively normal poster now

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    That's racist!
    Quote Originally Posted by PilZ-E View Post
    Wait, now you're trying to tell us the clitoris exists?

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    If you want to be popular on this forum...
    1. Be polite (or humorously rude).
    2. Make inteligent threads and reply with inteligent or humours posts.
    3. Talk to people with some PM just to make friends.

    If you want to be infamous on this forum...
    1. Do what dexternumbers did.
    "Noodles, the man who put the O in Obrigado." - Dexter Holland

    "You're a sexy fucking audience!" - Noodles

    "It is the power of music, to carry one directly into the mental state of the composer. The listener has no choice, it is like hypnotism." -Beethoven

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    Shit just got real: he's calling you out.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Gabel
    Adrenaline carried one last thought to fruition.
    Let this be the end.
    Let this be the last song.
    Let this be the end.
    Let all be forgiven.

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    JOHNNY FUCKING NEMESIS: ROLLING THE DICE.

    ROLLING THE MOTHERFUCKING DICE. (y)

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    <3'in this thread so hard right now.
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    I do not drink alcohol and coffee

    I do not smoke and do not do drugs

    I just do bumpin in my trunk

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    I love this.
    Quote Originally Posted by SS View Post
    Then we got 1000+ views on our myspace, that was our biggest achievement
    Quote Originally Posted by RexDarr View Post
    Our goal is to find a drummer & rythm guitarist, record a 5 song demo, get on the radio,


    The Ricetigers

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