I don't listen to the radio or follow the top 200 charts at all, so I have no idea what's popular now, let alone what's popular and also GOOD. You help me out, I'll be happy.
1) No rock music, k? Got enough of that. R&B, rap (as long as it's commercial rap), country, and straight-up pop pop are acceptable, provided they're successful.
2) Girl pop is preferred, but I'll take anything.
3) Also, please try to stay away from stuff that's generally respected by the critical establishment or otherwise is "cool" to like. I want some embarrassing shit, like what the pre-teenagers are listening to.
4) This request is for stuff that's current, but if you have something old that has somehow flown under my radar all these years, I'll take it.
Now hurry up and gimme something before my mood changes.