The one night I'm supposed to be out...I'm having a night in. Happy Paddys day anyway.
My evening yesterday came to a triumphant end at a campus pub when after consuming copious amounts of whiskey, I spilled an entire pint down my pants, and was cut off from being served more alcohol by campus security.
Originally Posted by Tom Gabel
I was celebrating St.Patrick's Day today. Two bottles of beer and a subway sandwich for a sunshiny day. Why isn't life always as easy as that?
Do you think you‘d sell your soul
To just have one thing to turn out right?
What an extremely fun night.
Someone kill me.
I did it all for the lulz.