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    Default The Expendables

    Who else here is crazy excited for thhe most macho movie ever? Check out this special new trailer.

    What do you guys think about all those actors together? Stallone directing and acting, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Dolph Lundgren, Mickey Rourke, Jet Li, Jason Statham, Terry Crews, Randy Couture, and Stone Cold Steve Austin.

    Gonna be cool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wiki
    On October 26, Stallone, Willis and Schwarzenegger shot their scene in the Hollywood Presbyterian church in Los Angeles, marking the first time all three have appeared together on screen.
    I can't fucking wait. I grew up on two of these. (Schwarzenegger and Willis.) And I like Stallone too. Really all its missing for me is Steven Seagal. Too bad.

    Also that Stallone cancelled Rambo V for this is great. As Rambo IV was disappointing and ridiculously short. (Or well it just cuts off suddenly.)
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    So stoked.

    Going to chop some wood, and grow a manly beard in anticipation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelchairman View Post
    I can't fucking wait. I grew up on two of these. (Schwarzenegger and Willis.) And I like Stallone too.
    Exactly.

    This is the defining moment of our generation.
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    The only thing this movie really is missing is Chuck Norris. He could have a cameo in the end or something.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan M. View Post
    The only thing this movie really is missing is Chuck Norris. He could have a cameo in the end or something.
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    Marlon Brando. His corpse is manlier.

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    http://offspring.com/forums/showthread.php?t=36794

    Lol, is it an Angels&Airwaves song that supposed to set manly mood? Haha.
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    Does anyone actually know what the plot of the movie is? not that with this epic cast it would need one but i'm curious nonetheless

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    Quote Originally Posted by PAC90 View Post
    Does anyone actually know what the plot of the movie is? not that with this epic cast it would need one but i'm curious nonetheless
    THE EXPENDABLES is a hard-hitting action/thriller about a group of mercenaries hired to infiltrate a South American country and overthrow its ruthless dictator. Once the mission begins, the men realize things aren't quite as they appear, finding themselves caught in a dangerous web of deceit and betrayal. With their mission thwarted and an innocent life in danger the men struggle with an even tougher challenge, one that threatens to destroy this band of brothers.

    Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone) is a man with nothing to lose. Fearless and void of emotion, he is the Leader, the Sage and the Strategist of this tight-knit band of men who live on the fringe. His only attachment is to his pickup truck, his seaplane and his team of loyal modern-day warriors. His is a true cynic who describes what he does as "removing those hard to get at stains". The team behind him is made up of Lee Christmas (Jason Statham), former SAS and a savant with anything that has a blade; Yin Yang (Jet Li), a master at close-quarter combat; Hale Caesar (Terry Crews), who has known Barney for ten years and is a long-barrel weapons specialist; Toll Road (Randy Couture), a skilled demolitions expert and considered the intellect of the group; and Gunnar Jensen (Dolph Lundgren), a combat veteran and an expert in precision sniping who struggles with his own demons.

    When the mysterious Church offers Barney a job no one else would take, Barney and his team embark on what appears to be a routine mission: overthrow General Gaza (David Zayas), the murderous dictator of the small island country of Vilena and end the years of death and destruction inflicted on its people. On a reconnaissance mission to Vilena, Barney and Christmas meet their contact Sandra (Giselle Itie), a local freedom-fighter with a dark secret. They also come to learn who their true enemy is: rogue ex-CIA operative James Monroe (Eric Roberts) and his henchman Paine (Steve Austin). When things go terribly wrong, Barney and Christmas are forced to leave Sandra behind, essentially giving her a death sentence. Haunted by this failure, Barney convinces the team to return to Vilena to rescue the hostage and finish the job he started. And to perhaps save a soul: his own.
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