Another option is to buy it over the internet...
Llamas, how do/did you get into offspring without Pretty Fly or Original Prankster?
I am part of a degenerate elite
Dragging our society into the street
Though that wasn't as bad as when I was 11, one of my friends (equally cool) was asked if she liked Smashing Pumpkins. Her response: "No, I don't do that kind of thing."