I'm drunk.

[Jakebert]

Post more, dicks. I'm bored.

















fuck you.

[XYlophonetreeZ]

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Comma? What's a comma?

[T-6005]

Listen, bro. I'm more of a reactionary than anything. I love the middle line when there's a middle line to be had. But without posts, I just don't thrive. There's nothing to react to. Al Coholic is pretty much the only shitstarter who still works around here, hard as that might be to deal with, and there's nothing I can do about that but get drunk, write an extra long thread that I know people won't respond to, grab my ankles and hope for the future.

Comprendes lo que estoy diciendo?

Hold on.

Or is it "sabes (usted: sabe) lo que quiero decir?"

[Jakebert]

Wait what's going on.

DJ Jazzy Jeff died. Let's talk about that.

[XYlophonetreeZ]

Wait what? All I've read about in the news today is Herman Fucking Cain. Man the news sucks. Sad to hear about DJ Jazzy Jeff if it's true. I'll have to pour one out for him.

You should make the requisite DEAD thread.

[Jojan]

[jacknife737]

I'm submerged in a sea of term papers at the moment, and all i want to do is drink.

This time of year always fucks with my body: i don't really sleep normally, i just sort of take a series of naps throughout a 24 hour period: but i guess the best thing about grad school is that i don't have to write any exams: i just have to mark them.

But yeah, i'd endorse the need for more dicks in here.

[Paint_It_Black]

Somebody order some dick?

[Jakebert]

I should be embarrassed about making this.

But I'm not.

[T-6005]

I came here to post in this thread. Looks like I beat myself to it.

Ahh, the satisfaction of checking something off my to-do list. "Masturbation joke" is no longer at the top.