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    Victor, how many times have we told you to calm down. I know you don't wanna be called ChrisDude, Victor, but calm down.
    "I'll die before I surrender, Tim".

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    What's ChrisDude's problem?

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    Come on guys, even I know he's not ChrisDude...

    He's definitely CockJocky.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PilZ-E View Post
    Come on guys, even I know he's not ChrisDude...

    He's definitely CockJocky.
    Yup, since Alex101 doesn't want to be called by name, I guess he deserves to be called CockJocky.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex101 View Post
    I want to know why people are calling me ChrisDude instead of Alex101. Please explain. The ChrisDude name just sucks.
    Because someone called ChrisDude posts all of Noodles' Twitter jokes on Dying Scene as the cold hard truth, and then when you come to the forum to share news, you link back to his posts on Dying Scene, kind of like when you'd post about someone posting a new album name or whatever on Wikipedia and then posting it here as a means of "proving" to the forum that this was the truth. The only things you post are wild speculation grounded in zero facts, and links to vote for the band in Guitar World polls. So now, people are teasing you a little bit, and now they're going to tease you a lot more because you are completely freaking out about it. The rules of the internet, as I tried to tell you in GOD, are that if you don't freak out about the teasing, it will stop on its own.

    I can't stop anyone from teasing you on the internet. But in this process, you're getting yourself on thin ice. Don't threaten to kill anyone on this forum. Ever. IDGAF if you're joking.

    Absolute deadly serious question - how old are you?
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    I would totes kill T-6005. No particular reason, just something in my gut says he should die.

    On a side note, who is alex101/Chrisdude? I've never seen him and he's got over 4000 posts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Al Coholic View Post
    On a side note, who is alex101/Chrisdude? I've never seen him and he's got over 4000 posts.
    That's because 99% of his posts are posting unproven "facts" about the Offspring, and generic threads in Other Bands that are always titled "[Band Name] and their new album".

    A quick browse through the first few pages of Other Bands reveals:

    311 and their new album
    Red Hot Chili Peppers and their new album
    Face to Face and their new album
    Bad Religion and their new album
    Just for a change of pace... April Fools Joke about Rage Against the Machine and their new album
    Social Distortion and their new album

    Oh, the diversity and intrigue!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alex101 View Post
    If you don't stop, I will stab you all to death! Now get the fuck outta here!
    I don't know who this guy is, but judging from this quote, he RULES!

    Srsly though, no death threats.
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    Multiple-accountatility disorder syndrome (MADS) strikes again, eh?

    ChrisDude, you must acknowledge your Alex101 persona. We simply can't help you if you do not do that. What if that Alex101 persona takes over? We have seen his sinister intentions. If he takes over he is going to make you go on a killing spree with a fork, and the next thing you'll see when you wake up back as yourself will be your neighbour's pet hippopotamus with the said fork stuck in its buttocks.


    What the hell am I on right now?

    edit: I strongly suggest Retaphin, take 3 pills per day and you should be fine in about 47 months.

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    I just stumbled on this thread and it is amazing. He's freaking out over been called the wrong name? It's just another name! It's not even something bad!

    Hey, ChrisDude, do you want to pick a different name from this list?

    Dumpy
    Slickfinger
    Papa Doc
    Bad Santa
    Chowderfoot
    Grundle
    Skinny
    Bracecrotch
    No-Toes
    Butts
    Statutory Steve
    Fleaz
    White Tyler Perry
    Two-Handjob Doug
    Obamacare
    Rabies
    Pecan Sandy
    Great White Shart
    Chunderbucket
    Snape
    Faggioli
    Buffalo Bill
    Caligula
    Uncle Tom
    Sorority Boy
    Walt Disney
    Agamemnon
    Thundertits
    Lou Gehrig
    Tiny
    Heavy Flow
    Homeless
    Bedbugs
    Fart Simpson
    Chelsea
    Crampon
    Milk
    Snot the Hoople
    Harvard
    Psoriasis
    Yoko
    Sluts
    Three-Balls
    Encyclopedia Brownnose
    Diddle
    Moist
    Jenkem
    Fat Man
    Little Boy
    Disgrace
    Ed Wood
    Voight-Kampff
    Puberty
    The Boy From Brazil
    Sammy Davis, Jr., Jr.
    The Laramie Project
    The San Francisco Treat
    Cougartown
    Freud
    The Troll
    The Dunwich Horror
    The Shadow Over Innsmouth
    Bulk
    Skull
    Himmler
    Party Fowl
    Depends
    Zuckerberg
    Minstrel
    PTSDipshit
    The Sperminator
    Shylock
    Iago
    Edmund
    Cockblock O’Clock
    Famine
    War
    Pestilence
    Death
    Freebird
    Runny
    Scepterhead
    Rapescallion
    The Last King of Scotland
    Genghis Can’t
    LL Drool J
    Crusty
    That Little Fucker
    Girl Nixon
    Gizzard
    Lez Paul
    Mountain Douche
    The Human Tumor
    Poor
    Fancy Feast
    Kübler-Ross
    Kentucky Fried Chickenshit
    Nobody’s Favorite

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