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    Default The Future Is Now

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    I have absolutely nothing to do, so I'll over-analyze this title with you.

    You're right, 'the future is now' is self-contradictory. It's an oxymoron. They never make sense.

    On the other hand, it's a popular oxymoron in the sense that it promotes the idea that: "We should stop looking at our dreams and aspirations as distant possibilities. Rather, we should work to realize them now." The title may fit really well, I have to hear the song first though, or at least read the lyrics..

    Weird name, I look forward to hearing this song..
    Your back's to the wall, that's protocol;
    It's sequestering your spirit, misleading us all.


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    So, if The Future Is Now, wheres the new album???
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    If the future is now, we would have the album.

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    That's been said three times in a row now. Never thought a joke could get old so fast!
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    Someone's been listening to the BBS Mixtape, Vol. V, eh?
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    I have the sudden urge to make an arrow to the knee joke to distract everyone from the 'future is now' joke..
    Your back's to the wall, that's protocol;
    It's sequestering your spirit, misleading us all.


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    At first it sounds like one of these motivational / inspirational quotes like "Live every day as if ..."

    But could maybe be in the sense of that everything we're doing now might / will affect the future?!

    P.S. Hm, what will tomorrow be (if the future is now)? Ok, that was kind of lame ...
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzS9gNbOrtQ

    I'll apologize in advanced for bumping this thread. Sorry.

    I thought it might be helpful for all the fans who do not want to take the time to read through this thread. I just realized that the people who haven't read through that long thread might not know we have a piece of The Future Is Now.
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    *facepalm*

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