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    Default Life is good after all.

    I feel quite good. Finally had sex with teh girlfriend yesterday and it was good. Ha, don't get me wrong, I'm not a pig, I followed the general advice, which was not to put preassure on her and care about other things, which I did, and not that I have to explain it to you guys, but we did it because she wanted, some kissing was going on, then one thing led to another, and it happened. I didn't overthink stuff, or asked if she really wanted to have sex, that would have killed the mood, so I just told myself not to make a big deal about it and just take the lead, if she doesn't want to do it she will tell me or she will stop it, and it will be fine, just kisses are nice, and maybe it won't happen again in a month or so, but I won't care and it won't matter, I'll just take a dirty magazine to the bathroom with me.

    But that's not what matters, I've been doing great at my new job and I really like it around here. It sucks that now I have far less time to spend with teh girlfriend, but when I do it's just great, maybe it's healthy not to see her that much, we'll see...

    So, things are getting better, now I have to think about finishing college... maybe I'll just start again with other career, we'll see, we'll see...
    -Chuck Berry is actually a blackberry...

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    Did you use condoms or the pill?

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    This girlfriend- she's a girl, right? And you had sex with her? In her vagina?
    "LIVE OR DIE, MAN??"

    "DIE!!!!!"

    "WRONG! HOOOONK!"

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    big an' sensitive clitoris
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    Wait, now you're trying to tell us the clitoris exists?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baldwin View Post
    Did you use condoms or the pill?
    Condom, she used to do the pill, but she quit 3 months ago because of things you already know which I explained on the other thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by XYlophonetreeZ View Post
    This girlfriend- she's a girl, right? And you had sex with her? In her vagina?
    In her belly button.
    -Chuck Berry is actually a blackberry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyNemesis View Post
    big an' sensitive clitoris
    Psh, doesn't exist.
    "LIVE OR DIE, MAN??"

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    Glad to hear things are on the upside.

    But remember, if things ever start to get boring, just stimulate her prostate: works every time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jacknife737 View Post
    Glad to hear things are on the upside.

    But remember, if things ever start to get boring, just stimulate her prostate: works every time.
    does the female orgasm even exist?!??
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    Did you make it a wonderful blowjob to the clitoris?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilovellamas View Post
    does the female orgasm even exist?!??
    No, but the female prostate does.
    Quote Originally Posted by PilZ-E View Post
    Wait, now you're trying to tell us the clitoris exists?

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