Condom or pills just evolved

[Days Go By]

Bird control or birth control?
http://www.offspring.com/community/s...83#post1453183

maharooffarvez
Junior Member

Join Date: Mar 2012
Posts: 1
Bird Control is the Only Solution to Keep Birds Away
Birds are serious issue when acts as pest. Several bird control tools are recommended as the best way to prevent birds from nesting and roofing on home buildings and other property. These harmless deterrents and repellers are simply used to just drive birds away from the fields and buildings. Each and every year, many building owners spent lots of time and money to clean and restore damage done to the property by them. Bird droppings can also cause serious liability risk and threaten to get slipped. Birds are becoming a significant problem in our society. Another reason for this is that they can cause some fatal health problems through transmitting diseases from their feces. Therefore it is extremely essential to be able to deter them in a secure and humane fashion. Bird control tools like spikes, gels, liquids, netting and audible repellers are available to ensure that the property is safe. So, to keep your building clean and approachable, you have to invest few in bird deterrents and other repellents accessories. A suitable bird control installation will certainly help you to get rid of this major problem and also save time consumed while repairing and cleaning damaged property.


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bird deterrents

[Harleyquiiinn]

What ?!

Condom or Pills is evolving !

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Congratulations ! Your Condom or Pills evolved into Accidental Baby !

[XYlophonetreeZ]

"Condoms or pills" just evolved? Which one? How will I know which one to put in to battle when wild Pregnancy appears?



Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week.

[Llamas]

How will I know which one to put in to battle when wild Pregnancy appears?

Neither; when a wild Pregnancy appears, you'd just better hope you've already evolved your Birth Control to an Abortion. Unless you happen to have found the ever-so-rare Hanger.

[Little_Miss_1565]

Unless you happen to have found the ever-so-rare Hanger.

You used HANGER! It's not very effective...

[XYlophonetreeZ]

You used SALT on ABORTION.

ABORTION's deliciousness increased!

[Omni]

So, is Days Go By HAU?

[Llamas]

So, is Days Go By HAU?

I've been thinking so for at least a week now. Been wondering where the mods are on this one.

[XYlophonetreeZ]

Look! Johnny Nemesis.

The point is that you gotta control your bird. Well, it's actually a very religious topic.

Let's just not talk about JN's condor.

Wild JOHNNYNEMESIS appeared!

HAU used INCOHERENT THREAD!

JOHNNYNEMESIS is confused!

It hurt itself in its confusion!

JOHNNYNEMESIS used SECKS DA WHITE WIMMINZ.

It's super effective!

I've been thinking so for at least a week now. Been wondering where the mods are on this one.

You mean, like this?

Wild LITTLE_MISS_1565 appeared!

HAU used PHOTOSHOPPED N00DZ!

It's not very effective...

LITTLE_MISS_1565 used BANHAMMER!

It's super effective!

HAU was BANNED!


In other news, Dr. Treez notices all too late that Harleyquiiin made a Pokemon joke before him and therefore he isn't as clever as he thought.

Also, the best abortion is Maria style. You delete it all.

This is like, the best thing you've said since at least 3 usernames ago.

[Little_Miss_1565]

Been wondering where the mods are on this one.

They've been tired of banning him at least once a week for the last 3 years.