For a while now, I've really been listening to what bighead has to say, and I've been taking it to heart.
He has made me take a really good look at my self and the things I used to pretend to enjoy and believe. I can't believe it took me this long to come to my sense and except who a I am, too have the balls to really stand up for what I actually believe and what is truly right.
I'll be honest, I never actually like beer, any beer. I can't believe I've been spending so much money on all this shitty, swill tasting, over complicated garbage. It's no better than Milwaukee''s Best and twice the price. I guess I just drank it too appear cool. I guess I figured if everyone saw me drinking a beer they'd never heard of they'd think I knew something they didn't, and then maybe they'd want to talk to me.
I've always secretly hated and judged minorities, especially black people. I never said anything though, because I knew it was counter to modern political correctness. I mean, I'm not gonna call the cops on them immediately or anything, but I can tell by the color of their skin that I need to keep a close eye on them, make sure they aren't acting up or anything. I think most people feel this way, I'm glad that bighead helped me find the bravery to finally admit it though.
I genuinely think Sarah is a crazy asshole totally obsessed with ruining bigheads reputation. I never wanted to bring it up in public because I was afraid the 1337 would come down on me and hard. I've worked a long time to be marginally excepted by some shitty non-existent group of assholes. I just want to come out and say their all douchebags who think they're so fucking cool for living in a buig city and going to college. You're all just big city liberal elitists. Fuck you guys, especially you Ricky.
I wish I had started listening to him sooner, I could have got all this bullshit out of the way and could be the person I really want to be.
I know all you guys secretly think the same shit, you just don't have the guts to own up to it, you're afraid that you're shitty fucking liberl hipster friends will disown you. Listen to me though, fuck those guys, they don't know shit. In fact, they're all thinking the same thing, they're just afraid to admit that all black people are rude ass shit and suck ass, that all beers taste like the same shitty swill, and that liking things that other people don't like is for stupid fucking hipsters with a superiority complex. I just want to say one thing and hopefully it will help some of you come to terms with all of this:
Fuck everyone else and their shitty hipster opinions, you gotta have the balls to say what everyone's thinking but too afraid to admit.Originally Posted by Dr. Suess
ps. these are just a couple examples of how bighead has influenced me, it should be enough to keep you assholes arguing for a while. Discuss this amongst yourselves and feel free to pm me or bighead if you're ready to renounce all the bullshit.