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    Quote Originally Posted by My Name Was Taken View Post
    Not at all johan. My right boob is bigger than the other. But it's not very noticeable.
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    Jojan might just have both of these problems.
    Tijs might be right. Send me some images of yours, Taken, so that I can compare.
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    Sometimes I love Jojan <3
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    Jojan is not ignorant. He is the king. You are the enemy.
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    I appreciate Jojan.
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    Jojan you are my favorite!!
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    Jojan fucking owns!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jebus View Post
    jojan's right boob = hawt
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    Jojan, you are awesome
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    Jojan fr den Sieg.
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    I like Jojan's signature.
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    Jojan for President!
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    I actually think Jojan is pretty funny in his own right.
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    Jojan's signature is the longest and most beloved. <3
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    Maybe because it came from Jojan, and Jojan rules.
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    Jojan is right
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    Jojans planer lter bra.

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    First page in, it's already becoming a not-as-serious-as-LordPhidias-would-like thread. I still think an actual group would be better.
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    So really, The Offspring is only Ron. The rest of the band left. O_o
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    For selfish reasons, I hope he's really dead. I really don't want to become known as "That guy who keeps making premature death threads for ethnic-looking dudes."

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    I couldn't even listen all the way through the first time. I almost cried. But now it's starting to grow on me... I was even singing it on my walk tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojan View Post
    Tijs might be right. Send me some images of yours, Taken, so that I can compare.
    You rejected me on MSN like a year ago. So Noh

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    This thread is fucking gold.

    Oh, on topic:

    1. Testicles are lopsided to help with the cooling and sperm production. The varying sizes should be something to address, assuming it's a serious claim.
    2. Everyone - literally everyone - knows that boobs are different sizes.
    3. Take it to GOD, fags.
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    I like lots of bad music . How to fix?

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    It doesn't matter if it's bad if YOU like it. lol. I listen to a very WIDE variety of music. From Blood on the Dance Floor to 10 years, Dixie Chicks to Exsision, Eminem to I am Ghost...I'm listening to The Black Eyed Peas right now. lol. And trust me: BOTDF SUCKS. I like it though... so fuck other people and their ideas of "good" music.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tijs View Post
    Jojan might just have both of these problems.
    Oh my fucking lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    First page in, it's already becoming a not-as-serious-as-LordPhidias-would-like thread. I still think an actual group would be better.
    Nah, Baldwin is right:

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    This is the shittiest idea since wishomie's BBS pimp club. And since questioning your masculinity hasn't shamed you into shutting up about it, I'm going to explain why it's such an irredeemable abortion of an idea.

    Firstly, general-purpose support groups are a shitty concept and don't work, because the drama-whores will devolve it into a pissing contest of who's got the worst life. Ever noticed how there's no such thing as "dying of a deadly disease support group"? No, they need to get ridiculously specific, and have separate spleen cancer support groups and stomach cancer support groups. Is it because there's a fundamental difference in the emotional baggage that comes with dying of spleen cancer, as opposed to dying of stomach cancer? No, it's because starting a nonspecific "Support Group" is paving a road to endless, eternal war. A war waged not with good old fashioned guns and bayonets, but with passive-aggressive comments and bad acting. A war that accomplishes nothing, and isn't even fun to watch.

    Secondly, this is almost literally the worst place for a support group. There are worse places, I suppose (the Congo, perhaps), but unless you're from the Congo you could find a better place to whine about your feelings by literally just walking out your front door and talking to the first random person you see walking their dog. Aside from the trolling issue, any group you make is guaranteed to be dominated by two or three habitual attention-whores, with infrequent and tepid participation from anybody else. Basically you'll have a circle-jerk of less than a half-dozen people, and as any afficiondo of circle-jerking can tell you, it takes at least eight people to get a properly formed circle. Just type whatever your issues are into google, add "support" and your general location (not the Congo) and you'll find some sort of forum, or social group, or website, dedicated exactly to what you need. I guarantee it. I haven't googled "raped by a clown + support group + luxembourg" but I'm 99% positive that one exists, and is thriving.

    Thirdly, as I said before, admitting you have problems is weak and womanly. Harden the fuck up and learn to cope with your crippling inadequacies in silence, like a real man.

    It wouldn't work, so it's ok, I'm actually liking where is this thread going, it was an experiment

    And yeah, maybe a group would be nice, but I don't feel like taking the lead there... maybe some other time.
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    I know I was cynical about the idea before, but now I genuinely need advice.

    As some of you might know, I've been having a lot of financial difficulties lately. About a month ago I decided to rob and murder my elderly landlady. She was a horrible, greedy old bitch, and everybody hated her, so I figured I wasn't really doing anything that wrong. I spent about a week preparing and planning the murder. I distracted her with a gift-wrapped wooden block, and while she was trying to untie the ribbon I killed her with a hatchet, which I had concealed under my coat. She never saw it coming. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by her simple, but good-natured sister. I panicked and killed her too. It was horrible.

    I ended up giving all the money away to the family of a passing acquaintance. It made me sick to look at it. I can't deal with the guilt and shame of it all. The police finished their investigation saying there are no suspects, but the lead detective knows that I did it. He keeps making excuses to visit me and drop hints. My sister, who I love more than anyone in the world, would be appalled if she knew what I've done. What should I do?

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