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    Quote Originally Posted by Baldwin View Post
    I know I was cynical about the idea before, but now I genuinely need advice.

    As some of you might know, I've been having a lot of financial difficulties lately. About a month ago I decided to rob and murder my elderly landlady. She was a horrible, greedy old bitch, and everybody hated her, so I figured I wasn't really doing anything that wrong. I spent about a week preparing and planning the murder. I distracted her with a gift-wrapped wooden block, and while she was trying to untie the ribbon I killed her with a hatchet, which I had concealed under my coat. She never saw it coming. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by her simple, but good-natured sister. I panicked and killed her too. It was horrible.

    I ended up giving all the money away to the family of a passing acquaintance. It made me sick to look at it. I can't deal with the guilt and shame of it all. The police finished their investigation saying there are no suspects, but the lead detective knows that I did it. He keeps making excuses to visit me and drop hints. My sister, who I love more than anyone in the world, would be appalled if she knew what I've done. What should I do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baldwin View Post
    I know I was cynical about the idea before, but now I genuinely need advice.

    As some of you might know, I've been having a lot of financial difficulties lately. About a month ago I decided to rob and murder my elderly landlady. She was a horrible, greedy old bitch, and everybody hated her, so I figured I wasn't really doing anything that wrong. I spent about a week preparing and planning the murder. I distracted her with a gift-wrapped wooden block, and while she was trying to untie the ribbon I killed her with a hatchet, which I had concealed under my coat. She never saw it coming. Unfortunately, I was interrupted by her simple, but good-natured sister. I panicked and killed her too. It was horrible.

    I ended up giving all the money away to the family of a passing acquaintance. It made me sick to look at it. I can't deal with the guilt and shame of it all. The police finished their investigation saying there are no suspects, but the lead detective knows that I did it. He keeps making excuses to visit me and drop hints. My sister, who I love more than anyone in the world, would be appalled if she knew what I've done. What should I do?
    Just don't let your beloved one convince yourself to confess your crime to that detective or you might end up in a really cold place.
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    You're either mentally fucking retarded or intoxicated to an extended degree. You make me not like you.
    I would spread the cloths under your feet: but I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJakes84 View Post

    - Making fun of religion/religious people are boring as fuck.

    - Down to party with Satan because is the shit.
    A month ago:

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    i believe in god in jesus christ name that we will be reunited again. my mother meant the world to me and i love my father/family.

    What?
    Quote Originally Posted by Jojan View Post
    So really, The Offspring is only Ron. The rest of the band left. O_o
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    For selfish reasons, I hope he's really dead. I really don't want to become known as "That guy who keeps making premature death threads for ethnic-looking dudes."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isolated Fury View Post
    You're either mentally fucking retarded or intoxicated to an extended degree. You make me not like you.
    Lol, atleast you can me laugh though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    A month ago:




    What?

    i don't know how to cope with my grief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheJakes84 View Post
    i don't know how to cope with my grief.
    That much is apparent.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jojan View Post
    So really, The Offspring is only Ron. The rest of the band left. O_o
    Quote Originally Posted by XYlophonetreeZ View Post
    For selfish reasons, I hope he's really dead. I really don't want to become known as "That guy who keeps making premature death threads for ethnic-looking dudes."

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    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    That much is apparent.
    Well, in my case I won't commit suicide.

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