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    Default Jojan facts.

    Jojan's left boob is slightly bigger than his right. He isn't really worried about this condition, though.

    Jojan is generally tired of pointing out that Swedish fish candy is not his country's lone export.

    As curious as Jojan is about the weight of other people's piles of nails, he has never revealed how much his own pile of nails weights. He considers it proprietary information and merely laughs at those who will reveal it without a second thought.

    NickyNineDoors' posts make perfect sense to Jojan. He wishes he'd post more often. He feels like they'd be friends.

    Jojan once wrote a full research paper that scientifically proved that poo is, in fact, the color of brown. However, he never tried to have it published. He didn't think anyone else would understand.

    When Greg K. noticed that Jojan had him in his avatar, he reportedly mumbled "Hey. That's kinda cool." Greg has not spoken since, other than to say "Take him out."

    Jojan convinced Amiralanal to forgive me for recommending banning him several years ago. Jojan rationalized, "Come on, man. He has a cool cartoon professor-guy in his avatar."

    Jojan speaks Swedish. This was the one language that not even Sin Studly could speak. Jojan once tried to help him by sending him a recording of his own voice and told Justin to fall asleep while listening to it. Justin responded by calling him a "faggot." To this day, Jojan doesn't really think that he tried hard enough.

    Jojan has already corrected 3 of the facts in this post in the future. Yet, they are still facts. Only Jojan understands how this works. It makes perfect sense to him after a few beers.

    Jojan doesn't understand all the fuss about "Bumpin' in My Trunk." This is because Jojan has been bumping in his trunk since the year 2003.

    Today is Jojan's birthday. Happy goddamn birthday.
    Last edited by XYlophonetreeZ; 05-04-2012 at 12:59 PM.
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    I cannot fit all of that in my signature. Nice try, though.

    Quote Originally Posted by XYlophonetreeZ View Post
    Today is Jojan's birthday. Happy goddamn birthday.
    Thank you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tijs View Post
    Sometimes I love Jojan <3
    Quote Originally Posted by Amiralanal View Post
    Jojan is not ignorant. He is the king. You are the enemy.
    Quote Originally Posted by PilZ-E View Post
    I appreciate Jojan.
    Quote Originally Posted by noodle654 View Post
    Jojan you are my favorite!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Bipolar Bear View Post
    Jojan fucking owns!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jebus View Post
    jojan's right boob = hawt
    Quote Originally Posted by Krojd View Post
    Jojan, you are awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by yarock View Post
    Jojan fr den Sieg.
    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    I like Jojan's signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Defender View Post
    Jojan for President!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    I actually think Jojan is pretty funny in his own right.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheJakes84 View Post
    Jojan's signature is the longest and most beloved. <3
    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    Maybe because it came from Jojan, and Jojan rules.
    Quote Originally Posted by "Melyssa K" Kennedy View Post
    Jojan is right
    Quote Originally Posted by -Ignition- View Post
    Jojans planer lter bra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojan View Post
    I cannot fit all of that in my signature. Nice try, though.
    maybe a link to the thread in your sig? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by XYlophonetreeZ View Post
    As curious as Jojan is about the weight of other people's piles of nails, he has never revealed how much his own pile of nails weights. He considers it proprietary information and merely laughs at those who will reveal it without a second thought.

    Jojan convinced Amiralanal to forgive me for recommending banning him several years ago. Jojan rationalized, "Come on, man. He has a cool cartoon professor-guy in his avatar."


    Today is Jojan's birthday. Happy goddamn birthday.
    I never got to know how that pile of nails-thing started. Could someone please enlighten me?

    I cannot recall the part with the banning.

    Happy birtday Jojan!

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    oh yeah. Happy birthday

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    This is awesome.

    Happy birthday.

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    Happy birthday to one of the board's most instantly recognizable mainstays.

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    Happy birthday

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    Happy Birthday Jojan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omni View Post
    Happy birthday to one of the board's most instantly recognizable mainstays.
    I echo this sentiment.
    Quote Originally Posted by jsmak84 View Post
    I do not drink alcohol and coffee

    I do not smoke and do not do drugs

    I just do bumpin in my trunk

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