President Romney

["Melyssa K" Kennedy]

I was grinning, trying not to laugh, the whole time Romney style was playing, haha.
Then I tried to just READ those lyrics as a rap, but I can't. It just manages to sound all whiny in my head.

[Eskimo]

The second debate should be pretty interesting. Obama's obviously going to be pissed, and make an effort this time in his prep, but seeing if Romney can hold any ground will be intriguing. I get the feeling Obama will walk all over him, but I said that about the first one too.

[Godxilla]

Well, now Llamas. It was a good pic, but that's it. Not life-changing.

And that gay argument was just a response to the posts near the top of that page. Y'know, just getting involved. But recently, I saw a great gay quote.

"I'm homophobic just like I'm arachnophobic. I've got nothing against spiders nor gays, but I'd still scream if I saw one in my tub." ~ Brandon Spikes.

[randman21]

I'm still waiting on that great gay quote, 'cause that was just dumb. Pretty decent joke for a non-comedian, but it didn't really make that much sense from the beginning.

[Godxilla]

I hear ya. But you know what? He copied it from a professional comedian. Of course, the pro was British, so that probably explains a bunch.

Now, to politics: I was watching Fox News this morning and they had Grover Norquist on. Didn't say any gems, but it was nice to remember that he exists. And that despite the fact that looks like a clown, he actually has some reasonable policies.

[Eskimo]

Fuck this, I'm voting Kang & Kodos.

[Llamas]

I'm voting for Judge Judy.

Also, Godxilla, if you're such a Libertarian, how come you act so Republican? Libertarians tend to hate Romney just as much as Obama, yet you seem to like Romney... and Fox News, which Libertarians hate, as well. It's almost as though... you just choose whatever opinions you think will piss off the posters here

[Godxilla]

I'm voting for Judge Judy.

Also, Godxilla, if you're such a Libertarian, how come you act so Republican? Libertarians tend to hate Romney just as much as Obama, yet you seem to like Romney... and Fox News, which Libertarians hate, as well. It's almost as though... you just choose whatever opinions you think will piss off the posters here

Ha ha, that's funny. No, it's more complex. I don't like Mitt with his creepy obsession with military might and his uncontrollable oscillating policies. But I play him as a good thing because he's the lesser of two evils. I play him up to make myself believe that he's good after all. Believe me, if I voted, I'd be voting against Obama, rather than for Romney. Furthermore, it wasn't my choice to watch Fox News. My dad put it on, and I just found it funny.

And of course I try to piss people off here. But it's mostly in my word choice. For example, I called Obama the "king." not because he wears a crown, but because it will generate more of a response, generating a debate. Or how I might send out a random mention of an AK74u.

[Llamas]

Ha ha, that's funny. No, it's more complex. I don't like Mitt with his creepy obsession with military might and his uncontrollable oscillating policies. But I play him as a good thing because he's the lesser of two evils. I play him up to make myself believe that he's good after all. Believe me, if I voted, I'd be voting against Obama, rather than for Romney. Furthermore, it wasn't my choice to watch Fox News. My dad put it on, and I just found it funny.

And of course I try to piss people off here. But it's mostly in my word choice. For example, I called Obama the "king." not because he wears a crown, but because it will generate more of a response, generating a debate. Or how I might send out a random mention of an AK74u.

This entire post is a strong reminder that you're 16 years old :P

[Static_Martyr]

I love Grover Norquist, just because he makes it so readily apparent what a front the Republican party really is for corporate interests. Like here:

All we have to do is replace Obama. ... We are not auditioning for fearless leader. We don't need a president to tell us in what direction to go. We know what direction to go. We want the Ryan budget. ... We just need a president to sign this stuff. We don't need someone to think it up or design it. The leadership now for the modern conservative movement for the next 20 years will be coming out of the House and the Senate.

Granted, Obama isn't a WHOLE terrible lot better, but at least he pays *lip service* to the idea that a president should be a leader and not a shill for Congressman who take most of their donations from corporate interests. In a US built on Norquist's idea of conservatism, being a shill for corporate interests is something to be proud of; at least Obama's campaign (and to be fair, Romney's to an extent) is built on trying to portray themselves as "pro-middle class" and "pro-regulation."