I strongly support Minnesota seceding from the US and becoming part of Canada. That would be freaking awesome. Tanya, let's make this happen.
What's that? Sorry, we can't hear you over all this freedom.
I wrote a four word letter.
NO!!! Minnesota can't become part of Canada, it just can't. I like knowing I have the option to go to Minnesota whenever but if does become part of Canada I can't ever go there. I can't ever go to Canada. I'm banned from there.
That Canadian comedian on all those Montreal Just For Laughs specials suggesting Canada randomly invade some country is awesome. 250 years laying low, then turning up in Turkey and saying "we're taking it!"
Just do it after an American team wins the Stanley Cup one year.
Angry hockey-focused Canadians are scary Canadians. They can go back to apologizing to the world for their existence and being overly polite once the hockey season hype dies down. In the meantime...