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Thread: Higgs Boson discovered!

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    Default Higgs Boson discovered!

    Or are you Americans interested in Country music or religion? They call it a god particle anyway. :d

    It's one of the biggest discoveries in yo life and god says that you must read this:

    It's the last piece of The Standard Model of particles. You've got like 12 particles that make atoms or stuff. (btw atom backwards is mota). Plus 4 forces or bosons, you can imagine them as particles too and they represent 3 fundamental forces in the universe. Electromagnetic force, photon, ya know, the light falling into yo eyes. Strong force, gluon, it holds quarks or atoms together, Smash them and then boom boom in Iraq. Weak force, W and Z boson, yeah they are two for some reason, it's something like radioactivity, really bad for Russians. But, there is also 4th force, gravity, but that's outside the Standard Model because Standard Model is kinda dumb. You need to have 4 fundamental forces united to have a theory of everything, so far electromagnetic and weak forces are united making Electroweak force, I guess mathematically, I bet you hate math so keep dividing by zero. Strong force is in, but it's not united yet as far as I understand and gravity is even harder to unite. Higgs boson is 17th one giving mass to particles, ya know some Higgs field spontaneously breaks their symmetry, very simple stuff, now you know why do you weigh so much. As I've said, the Standard Model is kinda dumb, then you need theories like supersymmetry which actually might become true soon, LHC is working at around 50% right now, if they upgrade it to 100% in couple years we might actually find Dark Matter particles, it's 20% of the universe. 4% is normal and visible matter/atoms/particles. The rest is Dark Energy which is not particles.

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    Why didn't I start this thread first? I'm not sure what's bigger news, this or Pilz-e raping a baby. OK, this is much more important. I spent all of last night reading about this thing. It's so exciting!

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    I think you're mistaken. PilZ-E KILLED a baby. He RAPED your mother.
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    So really, The Offspring is only Ron. The rest of the band left. O_o
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    For selfish reasons, I hope he's really dead. I really don't want to become known as "That guy who keeps making premature death threads for ethnic-looking dudes."

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    Sometimes I love Jojan <3
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    Maybe because it came from Jojan, and Jojan rules.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    I think you're mistaken. PilZ-E KILLED a baby. He RAPED your mother.
    I was quite aware of that. I just thought it would be much more fun to say that he raped a baby. He seems like that kind of person. After all, as the tags have said, he smoax pot.

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    Actually I was wrong. He killed a baby, but raped no one. Coke_a_holic raped your mother.
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    So really, The Offspring is only Ron. The rest of the band left. O_o
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    For selfish reasons, I hope he's really dead. I really don't want to become known as "That guy who keeps making premature death threads for ethnic-looking dudes."

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    Well. according to the thread coke raped his own mother.

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    Hey Pilz, wanna smoax wit me?
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    I do not smoke and do not do drugs

    I just do bumpin in my trunk

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    The great part is, also, that Peter Higgs who came up with the Higgs particle solution is still alive.
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    Sometimes I love Jojan <3
    Quote Originally Posted by Amiralanal View Post
    Jojan is not ignorant. He is the king. You are the enemy.
    Quote Originally Posted by PilZ-E View Post
    I appreciate Jojan.
    Quote Originally Posted by noodle654 View Post
    Jojan you are my favorite!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Bipolar Bear View Post
    Jojan fucking owns!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jebus View Post
    jojan's right boob = hawt
    Quote Originally Posted by Krojd View Post
    Jojan, you are awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by yarock View Post
    Jojan fr den Sieg.
    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    I like Jojan's signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Defender View Post
    Jojan for President!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    I actually think Jojan is pretty funny in his own right.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheJakes84 View Post
    Jojan's signature is the longest and most beloved. <3
    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    Maybe because it came from Jojan, and Jojan rules.
    Quote Originally Posted by "Melyssa K" Kennedy View Post
    Jojan is right
    Quote Originally Posted by -Ignition- View Post
    Jojans planer lter bra.

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    This is huge! I'm so excited!
    Quand ils ont dis "Vous vous asseyez," je me suis lev.

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