So, I was listening to The Noose when I realized how close it was to "moose." That got me thinking that the chorus would be way more awesome that way.

The moose is falling
And all my friends are crawling
The moose is falling
And enemies are rising
A truth appalling
Our maker comes a-calling
The moose is falling
And enemies are rising


What other songs' choruses would be way more entertaining if you changed a word or two in them?