Chorus alterations

[GamerKT]

So, I was listening to The Noose when I realized how close it was to "moose." That got me thinking that the chorus would be way more awesome that way.

The moose is falling
And all my friends are crawling
The moose is falling
And enemies are rising
A truth appalling
Our maker comes a-calling
The moose is falling
And enemies are rising


What other songs' choruses would be way more entertaining if you changed a word or two in them?

[BagOfShenanigans]

I'm quite fond of misheard lyrics.

Woah-oh, the things you say
The games you play,
Dirty magic sooooock

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
Donkey Kong, Every day,
On our fellow man we prey,
Donkey Kong, to get by,
Hope you like my genocide

Now dance, fuck her tits,
Man, he never had a chance,
And no one really only knew,
It was really only you
These lyrics go great with the line 'Hit 'em right between the eyes'.

[SapoCocas]

LOL @ Donkey Kong. I'm gonna start singing it that way.

[Scythe Death]

I stole this from youtube and it's not a chorus but it's great and no one will ever do better than this

Deep inside your hole, there's a whole lot of pie
every single day, what you weigh seems to multiply
even though I try,
I can't get my arms around you

[KickHimWhenHe'sDown]

I'm quite fond of misheard lyrics.

Woah-oh, the things you say
The games you play,
Dirty magic sooooock

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
Donkey Kong, Every day,
On our fellow man we prey,
Donkey Kong, to get by,
Hope you like my genocide

Now dance, fuck her tits,
Man, he never had a chance,
And no one really only knew,
It was really only you
These lyrics go great with the line 'Hit 'em right between the eyes'.

These are brilliant. Thanks for sharing

[sneedo83]

This is why I hate this forum sometimes.

[Little_Miss_1565]

None of these are more awesome than "You're offering handjobs that I refuse"

[Upgrayedd]

I totally heard the Donkey Kong one too. Ever since I saw it on the forum years ago I haven't been able to listen do Dirty Magic without hearing:
She's not so sweet today,
She fucks me up the bottom.

[Jojan]

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
Donkey Kong, Every day,
On our fellow man we prey,
Donkey Kong, to get by,
Hope you like my genocide

I found that one on YTMND a couple of years ago.

[findout5]

So, I was listening to The Noose when I realized how close it was to "moose." That got me thinking that the chorus would be way more awesome that way.

The moose is falling
And all my friends are crawling
The moose is falling
And enemies are rising
A truth appalling
Our maker comes a-calling
The moose is falling
And enemies are rising


What other songs' choruses would be way more entertaining if you changed a word or two in them?

I used to sing the nose instead of the noose just for giggles!

My nose is falling
And all my friends are yawning
My nose is falling
And my penis keeps rising
A truth appalling
Our maker likes booty-calling
My nose is falling
And my penis keeps rising