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    Default Chorus alterations

    So, I was listening to The Noose when I realized how close it was to "moose." That got me thinking that the chorus would be way more awesome that way.

    The moose is falling
    And all my friends are crawling
    The moose is falling
    And enemies are rising
    A truth appalling
    Our maker comes a-calling
    The moose is falling
    And enemies are rising


    What other songs' choruses would be way more entertaining if you changed a word or two in them?

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    I'm quite fond of misheard lyrics.

    Woah-oh, the things you say
    The games you play,
    Dirty magic sooooock

    ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
    Donkey Kong, Every day,
    On our fellow man we prey,
    Donkey Kong, to get by,
    Hope you like my genocide

    Now dance, fuck her tits,
    Man, he never had a chance,
    And no one really only knew,
    It was really only you
    These lyrics go great with the line 'Hit 'em right between the eyes'.
    Your back's to the wall, that's protocol;
    It's sequestering your spirit, misleading us all.


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    LOL @ Donkey Kong. I'm gonna start singing it that way.

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    I stole this from youtube and it's not a chorus but it's great and no one will ever do better than this

    Deep inside your hole, there's a whole lot of pie
    every single day, what you weigh seems to multiply
    even though I try,
    I can't get my arms around you

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    Quote Originally Posted by BagOfShenanigans View Post
    I'm quite fond of misheard lyrics.

    Woah-oh, the things you say
    The games you play,
    Dirty magic sooooock

    ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
    Donkey Kong, Every day,
    On our fellow man we prey,
    Donkey Kong, to get by,
    Hope you like my genocide

    Now dance, fuck her tits,
    Man, he never had a chance,
    And no one really only knew,
    It was really only you
    These lyrics go great with the line 'Hit 'em right between the eyes'.
    These are brilliant. Thanks for sharing
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    This is why I hate this forum sometimes.

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    None of these are more awesome than "You're offering handjobs that I refuse"
    I am part of a degenerate elite
    Dragging our society into the street



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    I totally heard the Donkey Kong one too. Ever since I saw it on the forum years ago I haven't been able to listen do Dirty Magic without hearing:
    She's not so sweet today,
    She fucks me up the bottom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BagOfShenanigans View Post
    ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
    Donkey Kong, Every day,
    On our fellow man we prey,
    Donkey Kong, to get by,
    Hope you like my genocide
    I found that one on YTMND a couple of years ago.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GamerKT View Post
    So, I was listening to The Noose when I realized how close it was to "moose." That got me thinking that the chorus would be way more awesome that way.

    The moose is falling
    And all my friends are crawling
    The moose is falling
    And enemies are rising
    A truth appalling
    Our maker comes a-calling
    The moose is falling
    And enemies are rising


    What other songs' choruses would be way more entertaining if you changed a word or two in them?
    I used to sing the nose instead of the noose just for giggles!

    My nose is falling
    And all my friends are yawning
    My nose is falling
    And my penis keeps rising
    A truth appalling
    Our maker likes booty-calling
    My nose is falling
    And my penis keeps rising
    A ghost is all that's left, of everything we swore we never would forget. Tried to bleed the sickness, but we drained our hearts instead. We are...we are the dead.

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