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    Quote Originally Posted by Little_Miss_1565 View Post
    None of these are more awesome than "You're offering handjobs that I refuse"
    Dunno, I like this one better:

    "Dummies and pervs it never mattered anyway
    If we don't make it alive there's a hell of a good day to die"



    You know you're screwed when everyone you can rely on is either a dummy or a pervert.
    Last edited by Rooster; 07-20-2012 at 02:49 AM.

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    When I first bought Americana, I thought the lyrics of no brakes was "Someone said it's a samurai"

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    As a kid when I first got Smash I used to think Genocide was "doggy-dog, every day, on our fellow man we prey".

    Confused me muchly.
    Last edited by Eskimo; 07-22-2012 at 02:16 AM.

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    Hurting ass one
    Hurting ass one

    Hurting ass!

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    i saw this one some years ago on youtube

    I'm not a tranny asshole
    I do what I want
    I do what I feel like

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    Quote Originally Posted by wrc307 View Post
    i saw this one some years ago on youtube

    I'm not a tranny asshole
    I do what I want
    I do what I feel like
    I heard that, too. My mind blew when I read the actual lyrics.

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    Could you bake for yourself and go on?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eskimo View Post
    As a kid when I first got Smash I used to think Genocide was "doggy-dog, every day, on our fellow man we prey".

    Confused me muchly.
    A nice one applied to prison rape:

    "Doggy style, every day...on our fellow man we prey"


    The whole song now:

    Our lives run different ways
    Through the yard I see you in the sun
    Our lube shines anyway
    If you wish upon it we are one
    Doggy Style
    Every day
    On our fellow man we prey
    Doggy Style
    To get by
    Hope you like my jizz aside
    I find it such a shame
    Through the ass pain I see things as they are
    Ass served up on a plate
    The buttcrack is deep enough to fall
    And if in time
    We can see the errors of our ways
    Would anyone change it anyhow
    Our time is up
    I bet you'd only run
    If you saw what goes inside our shower
    I bet you'd lead the cell
    If it were up to you decide
    But it's not
    Doggy Style
    Every day
    On our fellow man we prey
    Doggy Style
    To get by
    Hope you like my jizz aside
    Like a silver flame
    Like jizz aside
    Like you're giving head!
    1,2,3,4!
    Last edited by findout5; 07-23-2012 at 07:49 AM. Reason: More fun :)
    A ghost is all that's left, of everything we swore we never would forget. Tried to bleed the sickness, but we drained our hearts instead. We are...we are the dead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by findout5 View Post
    A nice one applied to prison rape:

    "Doggy style, every day...on our fellow man we prey"


    The whole song now:

    Our lives run different ways
    Through the yard I see you in the sun
    Our lube shines anyway
    If you wish upon it we are one
    Doggy Style
    Every day
    On our fellow man we prey
    Doggy Style
    To get by
    Hope you like my jizz aside
    I find it such a shame
    Through the ass pain I see things as they are
    Ass served up on a plate
    The buttcrack is deep enough to fall
    And if in time
    We can see the errors of our ways
    Would anyone change it anyhow
    Our time is up
    I bet you'd only run
    If you saw what goes inside our shower
    I bet you'd lead the cell
    If it were up to you decide
    But it's not
    Doggy Style
    Every day
    On our fellow man we prey
    Doggy Style
    To get by
    Hope you like my jizz aside
    Like a silver flame
    Like jizz aside
    Like you're giving head!
    1,2,3,4!
    Yes.

    10 char.

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    This is completely fucked up.

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