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    Default Noodles and Twitter

    This has got to be one of my favorite things about my newsfeed on facebook lately.

    I've been trying to pick a favorite to quote, but there are just so many...

    What is your favorite Nizzy tweet?
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    Or what? Or you'll leave as soon as someone returns your rudeness and delete all your posts? I'm so scared.

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    oh god, I have many

    "I was in the middle of one of my best sexual performances ever when that earthquake hit. It threw me off the bed & almost woke my wife." -Niz

    "When you lose at beer pong you have to drink beer, so there's really no incentive to try to be good at it." -Niz

    "This time of year I try to be very careful about whom I throw my own feces at." - Noodles

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    "My new side proj, Far Queezle. I want Greg on bass. Greg Kriesel of Far Queezle. -N"

    "They put the caulk in my mouth to make an impression. Impression made! -N"

    "Few things are as beautiful as the World viewed from a pre-dawn roof top. Thnx to Greg 4 locking me up there. Thnx to Pete 4 talking me down"

    ""@Discountdracula: collective rectum" Everyone behind the first person of the Human Centipede?"

    There are so many to choose from.
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    So really, The Offspring is only Ron. The rest of the band left. O_o
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    For selfish reasons, I hope he's really dead. I really don't want to become known as "That guy who keeps making premature death threads for ethnic-looking dudes."

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    He's been far too awesome, far too consistently, for far too long for me to pick out any particular quotes (aka I'm too lazy to look), but yeah, he's just good at this Twitter thing. The band's tweets are the main reason I decided to try to keep up with my Twitter again. He's seriously funnier than any of the comedians I follow, and I mostly only follow comedians. A lot of the ones from around this time last year were my favorites.
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    Sometimes I love Jojan <3
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    Jojan is not ignorant. He is the king. You are the enemy.
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    I appreciate Jojan.
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    Jojan you are my favorite!!
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    Jojan fucking owns!
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    jojan's right boob = hawt
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    Jojan, you are awesome
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    Jojan fr den Sieg.
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    I like Jojan's signature.
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    Jojan for President!
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    I actually think Jojan is pretty funny in his own right.
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    Jojan's signature is the longest and most beloved. <3
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    Maybe because it came from Jojan, and Jojan rules.
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    Jojan is right
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    Jojans planer lter bra.

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    Haha, Greg K singing Walla Walla.

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    Noodles has become one of my favorite things on twitter - he seems to exclusively tweet while inebriated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tom Gabel
    Adrenaline carried one last thought to fruition.
    Let this be the end.
    Let this be the last song.
    Let this be the end.
    Let all be forgiven.

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    Or when he has forgotten to take his drugs.
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    Sometimes I love Jojan <3
    Quote Originally Posted by Amiralanal View Post
    Jojan is not ignorant. He is the king. You are the enemy.
    Quote Originally Posted by PilZ-E View Post
    I appreciate Jojan.
    Quote Originally Posted by noodle654 View Post
    Jojan you are my favorite!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Bipolar Bear View Post
    Jojan fucking owns!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jebus View Post
    jojan's right boob = hawt
    Quote Originally Posted by Krojd View Post
    Jojan, you are awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by yarock View Post
    Jojan fr den Sieg.
    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    I like Jojan's signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Defender View Post
    Jojan for President!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    I actually think Jojan is pretty funny in his own right.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheJakes84 View Post
    Jojan's signature is the longest and most beloved. <3
    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    Maybe because it came from Jojan, and Jojan rules.
    Quote Originally Posted by "Melyssa K" Kennedy View Post
    Jojan is right
    Quote Originally Posted by -Ignition- View Post
    Jojans planer lter bra.

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