Noodles and Twitter

**_Lost_** · 08-20-2012

This has got to be one of my favorite things about my newsfeed on facebook lately.

I've been trying to pick a favorite to quote, but there are just so many...

What is your favorite Nizzy tweet?

**Outerspaceman21** · 08-20-2012

oh god, I have many

"I was in the middle of one of my best sexual performances ever when that earthquake hit. It threw me off the bed & almost woke my wife." -Niz

"When you lose at beer pong you have to drink beer, so there's really no incentive to try to be good at it." -Niz

"This time of year I try to be very careful about whom I throw my own feces at." - Noodles

**KickHimWhenHe'sDown** · 08-20-2012

"My new side proj, Far Queezle. I want Greg on bass. Greg Kriesel of Far Queezle. -N"

"They put the caulk in my mouth to make an impression. Impression made! -N"

"Few things are as beautiful as the World viewed from a pre-dawn roof top. Thnx to Greg 4 locking me up there. Thnx to Pete 4 talking me down"

""@Discountdracula: collective rectum" Everyone behind the first person of the Human Centipede?"

There are so many to choose from.

**randman21** · 08-22-2012

He's been far too awesome, far too consistently, for far too long for me to pick out any particular quotes (aka I'm too lazy to look), but yeah, he's just good at this Twitter thing. The band's tweets are the main reason I decided to try to keep up with my Twitter again. He's seriously funnier than any of the comedians I follow, and I mostly only follow comedians. A lot of the ones from around this time last year were my favorites.