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    Default Self Esteem Parody

    About two years ago, I wrote a Self Esteem parody for us to use on the BBS Podcast. I asked Carson (Homer) to sing over it and after a little procrastination of two years, it's done! He changed the lyrics a bit, so credits go to him, as well.

    http://servercrashers.com/music/Self...m%20Parody.mp3

    Self Esteem Parody

    I threw up for the tenth time today
    Due to all the things that I ate
    The pizza came and I lost my nerve
    I ate it up and had some dessert
    Now I know that I'm obese
    But that's okay, man, cause I like mac and cheese
    Now I know they're making fun of me
    But that's okay cause I've got no self esteem

    Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
    Ohhhhhhh, yeah, yeah (Repeat three times)

    I made plans to go out tonight
    Head out to BK and I eat there twice
    All this mocking's got me so low
    If the kids keep laughing I just might tell them so

    Chorus

    When they're saying, oh, that I look like a pig
    Then I wonder why they don't play with their friends
    When they're saying, oh that I'm really obese
    Then I wonder how much more I can eat
    Well I guess, I should start losing some weight
    Ma really thinks it's better this way
    The more weight
    The more it shows you don't care
    Right? Yeah!

    Now I'll eat this banana split
    It happens more than I'd like to admit
    Late at night, I head out the door
    I'm again looking for smores
    Now I know, I should say no, but
    It's kinda hard when it's ready to go
    I may be fat, and slightly obese
    I'm just a sucker with no self esteem

    Chorus

    When they're saying, oh, that I look like a pig
    Then I wonder why they don't play with their friends
    when they're saying, oh, that I'm really obese
    Then I wonder how much more I can eat
    Well I guess, I should start losing some weight
    Ma really thinks it's better this way
    The more you weight
    The more it shows you don't care
    Right? Yeah!
    Lyrics: Gustavo, Carson (Homer)
    Vocals: Carson
    Instrumental: The Offspring
    Last edited by Gustavo; 09-03-2012 at 11:19 AM.

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    well sung

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    Could you be kind and write the lyrics down for us to read? I would appreciate it.

    The instruments were well-played, but the vocals could have needed some more work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojan View Post
    Could you be kind and write the lyrics down for us to read? I would appreciate it.

    The instruments were well-played, but the vocals could have needed some more work.
    Sure. I edited the first post, check it out.

    The instruments are actually being played by The Offspring, we downloaded the instrumental file and Carson sang over it.

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    Love it Gus! So glad you posted it finally. mmm... I'm hungry...
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    Or what? Or you'll leave as soon as someone returns your rudeness and delete all your posts? I'm so scared.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gustavo View Post
    Sure. I edited the first post, check it out.

    The instruments are actually being played by The Offspring, we downloaded the instrumental file and Carson sang over it.
    ¡Gracias!

    Well, that explains it. :-)
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    Jojan is not ignorant. He is the king. You are the enemy.
    Quote Originally Posted by PilZ-E View Post
    I appreciate Jojan.
    Quote Originally Posted by noodle654 View Post
    Jojan you are my favorite!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Bipolar Bear View Post
    Jojan fucking owns!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jebus View Post
    jojan's right boob = hawt
    Quote Originally Posted by Krojd View Post
    Jojan, you are awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by yarock View Post
    Jojan für den Sieg.
    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    I like Jojan's signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Defender View Post
    Jojan for President!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    I actually think Jojan is pretty funny in his own right.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheJakes84 View Post
    Jojan's signature is the longest and most beloved. <3
    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    Maybe because it came from Jojan, and Jojan rules.
    Quote Originally Posted by "Melyssa K" Kennedy View Post
    Jojan is right
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    Jojans planer låter bra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gustavo View Post
    a little procrastination of two years, it's done!
    All good things come to those who wait Has it really been two years, seem like just the other day, we first discussed the making of ...
    NICE ! Gus & Carson

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    How clever of you. I enjoyed it! Thank you. Can you do one of Come Out & Play?

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    Yeah it's pretty good.

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