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    Default Scary Clown jokes

    I need scary/funny clown one-liners. I'm working at a haunted trail and am trying to come up with dialogue ideas for my audition tomorrow.

    I've got a few:
    -I just wanna take your intestines and make them into balloon animals.
    -Be patient. You will all get your turn to die. I've been dead once already. Its very liberating. Consider it ... uhh... therapy
    -What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
    Quote Originally Posted by Little_Miss_1565 View Post
    Or what? Or you'll leave as soon as someone returns your rudeness and delete all your posts? I'm so scared.

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    Everything floats down here!
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    Here's a shitty one that I barely remember.


    Two guys were eating a clown.
    "This tastes funny."

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    Quote Originally Posted by GamerKT View Post
    Here's a shitty one that I barely remember.


    Two guys were eating a clown.
    "This tastes funny."
    This is the best so far.
    Quand ils ont dis "Vous vous asseyez," je me suis levé.

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