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    Nobody acts black like Robert Downey Jr. does.


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    Tropic Thunder made me laugh until I peed.
    I am part of a degenerate elite
    Dragging our society into the street



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    It was a fucking great film!
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    I don't grab tits. I have tits thrust upon me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Llamas View Post
    I love rap, I think white girls are hot, AND I love fried chicken. I'm a white girl who acts blacker than you, sucker.
    I'm so black I once called a black guy 'mah nigga' and he wasn't even mad. Also, I love a fine ass booty.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WebDudette View Post
    I'm so black I once called a black guy 'mah nigga' and he wasn't even mad. Also, I love a fine ass booty.
    Whatever, I really like basketball.
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    I do not drink alcohol and coffee

    I do not smoke and do not do drugs

    I just do bumpin in my trunk

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    I... I enjoy hockey. IT WAS ALL A LIE, I'M NOT BLACK AT ALL.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    If I made the statement I made in the first post to you guys when you were high, you'd be like: "Dude...I so know what you mean...but yo that is so messed up...but yo, I so know what you mean". I just know it.
    When they said "sit down", I stood up.

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    No, I don't magically become a racist when high just because you do.
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    I spend a surprising amount of time talking about Chris Farley everytime I get high. I am really fucking weird when I get high.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    Last time I was really high, I spent a good hour discussing with a couple friends how to invent a system that would make food magically appear in your mouth just by thinking about it. I literally spent an hour debating the specifics of this, such as what if you're on a diet? Then you don't want food to appear in your mouth every time you imagine it. Also, can you specify what kind of food? Down to how much detail? I mean, if I'm really hungry for a burger and a bunch of prunes show up in my mouth, I'm gonna be pretty pissed.
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    I do not drink alcohol and coffee

    I do not smoke and do not do drugs

    I just do bumpin in my trunk

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