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    Quote Originally Posted by Llamas View Post
    Last time I was really high, I spent a good hour discussing with a couple friends how to invent a system that would make food magically appear in your mouth just by thinking about it. I literally spent an hour debating the specifics of this, such as what if you're on a diet? Then you don't want food to appear in your mouth every time you imagine it. Also, can you specify what kind of food? Down to how much detail? I mean, if I'm really hungry for a burger and a bunch of prunes show up in my mouth, I'm gonna be pretty pissed.
    My first thought was "man, the guy who invents this is going to have so many law suits because of obesity".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harleyquiiinn View Post
    the guy who invents this
    Hey! It was MY idea! Why do you think a GUY will invent it?! Sexist!!!!

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    Hahaha, definitely not
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    Quote Originally Posted by Llamas View Post
    Hey! It was MY idea! Why do you think a GUY will invent it?! Sexist!!!!


    Hahaha, definitely not
    You will know, my friend, that a simple idea cannot be protected by IP Law. It needs to be created first.

    But yeah, you are right, that was sexist. "The person who invents this".

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    There's an idea of what it means to act black that has a basis in reality.

    It's not all about stupid stereotypes. All cultures just have a different way about them...values and attitudes, and interests and whatnot.

    For example, when people call Obama "the whitest black person", I never would think to deny it as racism.
    When they said "sit down", I stood up.

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    Llamas, your invention would be the first step towards preventing gamer marathon deaths related to dehydration and no food. Not to mention it would curb the no sleep thing too, since its really hard to NOT sleep when tired and full of food. Put enough hype around that sort if thing and you could get government funding towards research that makes that shizz a reality.
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    I'm about as black as dey cum. Well, I'm fast, I could jump decently high if needed, I play baseball, I play a lot of pickup basketball, and I can rap like a fiend. I knew this kid named Demarcus in the ATL who was black, and had all those physical attributes. I knew a total oreo named AJ who was as white as blacks come. Note: oreo is a term for a kid who's black on the outside but white on the inside. He liked golf, sucked at baseball, and his dad loved rock music.

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    This is funny because I have a black friend that doesn't act it at all and a white friend in the same group of friends who, other than not talking like eminem, acts kind of black.

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    Your Greg K. looks like Nietzsche to me.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    From where I sit, there's very little difference between the two anyway.

    Bighead, I frequently find myself asking this question to myself when I read your threads, but maybe it'll help to ask you: Is there a point to this? I know you said just curious, but usually when I say that, I know I'll be using that information toward further analysis later. I have plenty of black friends who act in ways I'm sure you're thinking of as black. But I don't think of it as that, really. They're cool, chill dudes just like my other friends.
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    I decided to act black and put a plate of vegetables as my avatar.


    Wait...

    What do you mean it's not a black stereotype ?
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