I don't believe your intention was to lie for attention. I believe your intention was to lie for sympathy and acceptance.
I believe you deeply desire to be liked. Particularly by 1565. And that, along with Justin's artistry, is why this shit is still funny.
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.” – Bill Hicks