Swell Guy
Being Born Blind and Deaf
If you were born blind and deaf, the only good thing you could figure out to do is masterbate. But then, your family would stop you from doing it since you'd have no concept of not moaning or not doing it in front of other people. So all you would know about other people is that they often prevent you from doing things that feel good. So in a sense, we are all blind and deaf and masterbating. You know, when others like hold us back and stuff.
Last edited by bighead384; 11-28-2012 at 07:39 AM.
When they said "sit down", I stood up.
previously PilZ-E
I have never masturbated.
I wrote a four word letter.
Swell Guy
How 'bout if you were born blind and deaf? I bet you would then.Originally Posted by WebDudette
When they said "sit down", I stood up.
previously PilZ-E
I was born blind and deaf.
I wrote a four word letter.
Swell Guy
Aha.
tenten
When they said "sit down", I stood up.
<- This man hugged me.
You're offending all the blind and deaf people out there with this.
I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
https://twitter.com/PeteParada/statu...56317329436672
Our official webpage: http://offspringunderground.com/
Swell Guy
If someone is blind AND deaf, I'm sure they won't find out about this.
When they said "sit down", I stood up.
previously PilZ-E
I assure you, we're not all offended. I'd say 99% of us don't care. No one likes the people in the 1% anyway, so fuck them.
I wrote a four word letter.
<- This man hugged me.
Help an aspie out. You knew I was being sarcastic and you were sarcastic back, right? I'm not being sarcastic right now. >,<
I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
https://twitter.com/PeteParada/statu...56317329436672
Our official webpage: http://offspringunderground.com/
<- This man hugged me.
They will when the spirit of Hellen Keller comes back and signs it to them in their hands.
I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
https://twitter.com/PeteParada/statu...56317329436672
Our official webpage: http://offspringunderground.com/
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