Being Born Blind and Deaf

[bighead384]

If you were born blind and deaf, the only good thing you could figure out to do is masterbate. But then, your family would stop you from doing it since you'd have no concept of not moaning or not doing it in front of other people. So all you would know about other people is that they often prevent you from doing things that feel good. So in a sense, we are all blind and deaf and masterbating. You know, when others like hold us back and stuff.

[WebDudette]

I have never masturbated.

[bighead384]

I have never masturbated.

How 'bout if you were born blind and deaf? I bet you would then.

[WebDudette]

I was born blind and deaf.

[bighead384]

I was born blind and deaf.

Aha.
tenten

["Melyssa K" Kennedy]

You're offending all the blind and deaf people out there with this.

[bighead384]

You're offending all the blind and deaf people out there with this.

If someone is blind AND deaf, I'm sure they won't find out about this.

[WebDudette]

You're offending all the blind and deaf people out there with this.

I assure you, we're not all offended. I'd say 99% of us don't care. No one likes the people in the 1% anyway, so fuck them.

["Melyssa K" Kennedy]

I assure you, we're not all offended. I'd say 99% of us don't care. No one likes the people in the 1% anyway, so fuck them.

Help an aspie out. You knew I was being sarcastic and you were sarcastic back, right? I'm not being sarcastic right now. >,<

["Melyssa K" Kennedy]

If someone is blind AND deaf, I'm sure they won't find out about this.

They will when the spirit of Hellen Keller comes back and signs it to them in their hands.