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    Default The first time you grabbed tits

    So...

    Also: What do you think Grimace has been lunging for all this time?
    Last edited by bighead384; 11-11-2012 at 12:18 AM.
    When they said "sit down", I stood up.

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    Does grabbing your own count? I was disappointed because they hadn't grown in, yet. I was a late-bloomer, but they made up for it by the time I graduated high school.
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
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    Does grabbing your own count?
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    It was far from disappointing.
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    I don't grab tits. I have tits thrust upon me.

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    I'm guessing the first time bighead grabbed tits was about twenty minutes before he made this thread.

    Do you use condoms or the pill when you grab tits, bighead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Baldwin View Post
    I'm guessing the first time bighead grabbed tits was about twenty minutes before he made this thread.
    That's just not true.

    But I might tell the real truth in a few hours and insist that everyone should believe me.
    When they said "sit down", I stood up.

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    Bets on whether or not it was consensual?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Llamas View Post
    Bets on whether or not it was consensual?
    What does brushing up against some tits while try to pass the woman they belong to, saying, "Oh, excuse me," fall under?
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
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    This thread seems more than a little gay to me. Even if it's fairly hetero.
    Quand ils ont dis "Vous vous asseyez," je me suis levé.

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    Default Pants, Hu needs them?

    I grabbed my girlfriend's tits last night AFTER HAVING SEX IN HER VAGINA.
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