Retards Attempting Poetry LOL cant spell CRAP without RAP!
This could be a good thread to talk about bands and artists that you're sick of hearing about and don't really get, though. In that case,
Animal Collective (I don't care how innovative they are, they're annoying to actually listen to)
tUnE-yArDs (or however you stylize her stupid name. I like a lot of weird, experimental shit and yet I can find no purpose to her music other than being a quirky-ass tryhard. Pull your head out of your ass and go listen to Gang Gang Dance.)
Mumford and Sons (They have one or two songs that stand out and the rest of them sound exactly the same. The definition of mediocre. The fact that they end up on every fast casual restaurant and coffeeshop's playlist is extremely telling- it shows just how "inoffensive" (code for boring) they are.)
Drake ("Over My Dead Body" is a phenomenal song, otherwise meh. There are about a thousand better rappers around today and his cadence is really annoying.)
Kid Cudi (Lyrics are pretentious and narcissistic as fuck and he has the most annoying fanbase EVER.)
Passion Pit (I mean, Manners was a pretty good album, but how could anyone not be sick of them by now, especially after their new shitty album?)
Title Fight (Basement = better version of Title Fight)
Avenged Sevenfold (LOL at their fans. All such sad, miserable, horrible people.)
For the next section, I will list the most overrated songs of all time.
Van Morrison - Brown Eyed Girl (But it's a great example of what it would sound like if you handed a guy a guitar, put a gun to his head and asked him to start singing.)
The Postal Service - Such Great Heights (The intro is alright but the song gets boring fast and the lyrics aren't romantic, they're stupid.)
Dispatch - The General (Every college asshole loves this song. Probably because it blows, and it's possible for retards to play on guitar.)
OK, that's all I've got for now.
Last edited by XYlophonetreeZ; 12-12-2012 at 02:32 AM.
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