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    If you were born blind and deaf, the only good thing you could figure out to do is masterbate. But then, your family would stop you from doing it since you'd have no concept of not moaning or not doing it in front of other people. So all you would know about other people is that they often prevent you from doing things that feel good. So in a sense, we are all blind and deaf and masterbating. You know, when others like hold us back and stuff.
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    When they said "sit down", I stood up.

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    I have never masturbated.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WebDudette View Post
    I have never masturbated.
    How 'bout if you were born blind and deaf? I bet you would then.
    When they said "sit down", I stood up.

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    I was born blind and deaf.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WebDudette View Post
    I was born blind and deaf.
    Aha.
    tenten
    When they said "sit down", I stood up.

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    You're offending all the blind and deaf people out there with this.
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
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    Quote Originally Posted by "Melyssa K" Kennedy View Post
    You're offending all the blind and deaf people out there with this.
    If someone is blind AND deaf, I'm sure they won't find out about this.
    When they said "sit down", I stood up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by "Melyssa K" Kennedy View Post
    You're offending all the blind and deaf people out there with this.
    I assure you, we're not all offended. I'd say 99% of us don't care. No one likes the people in the 1% anyway, so fuck them.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WebDudette View Post
    I assure you, we're not all offended. I'd say 99% of us don't care. No one likes the people in the 1% anyway, so fuck them.
    Help an aspie out. You knew I was being sarcastic and you were sarcastic back, right? I'm not being sarcastic right now. >,<
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bighead384 View Post
    If someone is blind AND deaf, I'm sure they won't find out about this.
    They will when the spirit of Hellen Keller comes back and signs it to them in their hands.
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
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