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    Default what do you look for in a lover?

    What are the basic essentials a boyfriend or girlfriend must have.
    The five S's works for me: single, sexy, smart, straight, strong with a little bold and brave.

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    Down to earth and Humble.
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    How can your boyfriend or girlfriend be single if he or she is your boyfriend or girlfriend?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojan View Post
    How can your boyfriend or girlfriend be single if he or she is your boyfriend or girlfriend?
    It's a miserable lifestyle choice.
    "Hey, I know you're upset, but if you ever mention my mother's loins or their frothiness to me again, I don't know what I'll do ... but it will be bad. Now let's go bury this dead hooker."

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    a vagina .
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    You know when your top five standards include "single" and "straight", that it's time to pause, spend a few moments to contemplate, and decide what is valuable to you.

    Edit: wait a minute, what's wrong with bisexual people? Why do they have to be straight?
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    Wasn't a Playboy show called Latin lover?
    A ghost is all that's left, of everything we swore we never would forget. Tried to bleed the sickness, but we drained our hearts instead. We are...we are the dead.

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    A body like this
    HAVE YOU EVER GONE AWAY with ONE HUNDRED PUNKS to have THE WORST HANGOVER EVER?
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    Condoms, you and I.
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    I look for intelligence most of all, and a someone with my sense of humor (which is often dark and morbid). As for the physical side, it's really not that big of a deal. I don't see myself as a shallow person. I like many different types of women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllIn All It's Not So Bad View Post
    A body like this
    Or this: https://www.youtube.com/results?sear...y=mal%20malloy
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    Sometimes I love Jojan <3
    Quote Originally Posted by Amiralanal View Post
    Jojan is not ignorant. He is the king. You are the enemy.
    Quote Originally Posted by PilZ-E View Post
    I appreciate Jojan.
    Quote Originally Posted by noodle654 View Post
    Jojan you are my favorite!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Bipolar Bear View Post
    Jojan fucking owns!
    Quote Originally Posted by Jebus View Post
    jojan's right boob = hawt
    Quote Originally Posted by Krojd View Post
    Jojan, you are awesome
    Quote Originally Posted by yarock View Post
    Jojan für den Sieg.
    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    I like Jojan's signature.
    Quote Originally Posted by Defender View Post
    Jojan for President!
    Quote Originally Posted by Sidewinder View Post
    I actually think Jojan is pretty funny in his own right.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheJakes84 View Post
    Jojan's signature is the longest and most beloved. <3
    Quote Originally Posted by KickHimWhenHe'sDown View Post
    Maybe because it came from Jojan, and Jojan rules.
    Quote Originally Posted by "Melyssa K" Kennedy View Post
    Jojan is right
    Quote Originally Posted by -Ignition- View Post
    Jojans planer låter bra.

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