A situation.
Joe beats his girlfriend, then shoots her with a Glock 18. Glock 18s are banned.
Mike beats his girlfriend, and then shoots her with a crossbow. Crossbows are banned.
Tom beats his girlfriend, and kills her with an axe. Axes are banned.
Fitz beats his girlfriend, and then kills her with contaminated peanut butter. Peanuts are banned.
Jovan kills his girlfriend with a chair. Chairs are banned.
Tyson eats his girlfriend. Teeth are banned.
Quand ils ont dis "Vous vous asseyez," je me suis levé.