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    you misunderstand, that's all I would do.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WebDudette View Post
    you misunderstand, that's all I would do.
    I should have known, since that was all you said. And who cares about eating, drinking and sleeping, you're going to be dead in a few days, anyway.
    Last edited by "Melyssa K" Kennedy; 12-29-2012 at 07:35 PM.
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
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    now you're getting it.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    That seems a bit creepy to me. Wouldn't even eat or sleep?
    Quand ils ont dis "Vous vous asseyez," je me suis levé.

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    I would eat the ejaculate, obviously. I'd like to say I have the stamina to masturbate for days without sleep, but I imagine I'd pass out eventually.
    I wrote a four word letter.

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    Why wouldn't you just fuck a chick for real? You're being rediculous.
    Quand ils ont dis "Vous vous asseyez," je me suis levé.

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    Sex is great. It's just not the real thing.

    I stole that from Adam Carolla, but I'm kind of with him on that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by randman21 View Post
    Sex is great. It's just not the real thing.

    I stole that from Adam Carolla, but I'm kind of with him on that.
    100% accurate. Loveline with dr.drew is the bomb! Mike cracks me up. Simone is hot!
    Last edited by Dulce; 12-30-2012 at 03:41 PM.



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    I masturbate like there's no tomorrow already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by prettyflyforablackchick View Post
    I masturbate like there's no tomorrow already.
    Well, in such a situation, there would be no tomorrow.
    I said, "Hi, Greg. I'm the creepy girl." He chuckled, then wanted a handshake and I gave it. I wanted a hug and he gave it. One of his sons was there, too. Cute. Then Pete got him to autograph my sign for me because I was too polite to ask myself since he was on his way to eat. Pete also took this of photo of him holding it. - 8/2/2014.
    https://twitter.com/PeteParada/statu...56317329436672
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